- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Kid- "Where do babies come from?" Mom- (commits suicide)

Schrodinger's cat walks into a bar. And doesn't.

What's worst than losing a million dollars? Losing a plane. Whats worst than losing a plane? losing 239 people, a plane and a million dollars

Q: What did the black man say to his Ex wife after she placed a restraining order on him? A: nothing, he was no longer allowed contact with her of any kind and thus could not converse with her

If Apple made a house, would it have Windows?

What did the indian boy say to his friend? He didn't he was too busy studying

Where did Ben go after being hit by a high speed train? Underneath the train's wheels.

How to make deep fried chicken. Step 1: Go to your local swimming pool. Step 2: Throw a dead chicken into the deep end. Step 3: Strike the chicken with lightning. Step 4: Remove your newly fried chicken. Enjoy!

Why don't women wear watches?...Because the economy is at an all-time low and it would be reasonable to presume that a person couldn't afford an item like this, thus, trying to budget in a watch that could cost anywhere from 50-100$ would be a risky financial move depending on their yearly salary.

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Roses are red Violets are blue Im bad at making jokes And your a jew

why did the little girl scream?She was afraid of clowns and hated small cars running around a tent at 6 o'clock at night

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I suck at poems, Show me your tits.

What did Bambi say to her mother when her mother was killed? Nothing. Bambi's a deer. Duh.

How many kleptomaniacs does t take to screw in a lightbulb? What lightbulb?

A black man walks into a bar in an all white neighborhood. He has a couple of drinks, pays for them, and politely calls a taxi for a ride home.

What do you say to a man with no legs at a bus stop.. How you getting on.

Q: Wgat do you call a black man's dead bodie? A: A corpse.

Your momma's so fat, she has just been diagnosed with Chronic renal failure.

Roses are red, Violets are purple, not fucking blue.

What is white and can't climb trees? Toothpaste.

There's nothing more natural than the coals under the fire...

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