How do you get a Mexicans attention? By calling him by his name.

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What's green and gets you high? Marijuana.

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Did you hear about the Nun in the Twin Towers? Yeah, she died too

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Two Mice are sitting on a bridge , one falls down an the other is named Charlotte

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Did you hear about the dyslexic insomniac that stayed awake all night wondering if there really is a dog?

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Who is JP? A really smart kid! HAHA jk

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Why was 95 lb jack able to chug so fast? Because he is a diabetic

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what is the difference between a pile of dead babies and a cadilac. a cadilac is something i want

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What is long, hard, and full of seamen? a school bus, if you consider children to be seamen

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what did the asian say to the other asian "where both asian"

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What's the first thing that goes through a persons mind when they get shot in the head. The bullet.

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The Pope, a Rabi and an Islamic religious leader go into a room and come out with what? A new understanding of each others cultures.

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DON’T HIT KIDS!!! NO, SERIOUSLY, THEY HAVE GUNS NOW. Via: Pingzic collection of Funny WhatsApp Status

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your mama is so fat, she sat on the ipod touch and made the ipad.

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can you pass the soap?

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Knock knock Who's there? Owl Owl who? Owl Johnson, your neighbor. Oh hi Owl, please come in.

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why is cancer a big thing because its bad

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What stinks of shit and has money. Smelly Mc Dee I lied about the money.

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Your mom is so old, she was able to have children around the time you were born.

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Why did Johnny throw his money on the floor? Because he was giving it to charity

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A white man walks into a bar. Then he gets a beer.

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Hey I just met you, and this is crazy, but smell this towel, you won't remember a thing.

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Whats worse than getting hit by a bus? Getting hit by two busses.

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Sometimes you have to stop and smell the roses. Unless they are next to the trashcan where you put your little sisters diapers

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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