- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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can you pass the soap?

Knock knock Who's there? Owl Owl who? Owl Johnson, your neighbor. Oh hi Owl, please come in.

why is cancer a big thing because its bad

Your mom is so old, she was able to have children around the time you were born.

What stinks of shit and has money. Smelly Mc Dee I lied about the money.

your mama is so fat, she sat on the ipod touch and made the ipad.

Whats worse than getting hit by a bus? Getting hit by two busses.

A young boy trips and severly cuts his knee while running down his neighborhood street. He is promptly brought to the hospital to avoid receiving any serious infection.

Hey I just met you, and this is crazy, but smell this towel, you won't remember a thing.

Why did Johnny throw his money on the floor? Because he was giving it to charity

Sometimes you have to stop and smell the roses. Unless they are next to the trashcan where you put your little sisters diapers

What happened to the baby seal who went clubbing? He met a nice woman and contracted HIV from her after engaging in unprotected sexual intercourse after taking her to his flat.

What happens when a monkey eats banana. It throws them up and gets some blueberry pie.

every time I stay in the water too long my pp gets all shriverly sometimes can't find it omg that's so weird

It's caoimhin I wasnt writing cos kane turned my computer off the bel end aodhans been tuping sayin its be the spa.

A blonde walks into a bar. She got free drinks.

How do you make a blonde woman act in a porno? You get her consent and pay her money.

What's black and Has 8 legs? Gang Rape.

As I sat waiting for the doctor to return with my final prognosis, I began contemplating my own mortality. Looking inside myself, one question continued to haunt me: “What’s the X-ray technician going to do when he walks in and sees me messing with the equipment?”

Why did Sally fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock Knock. Who's there? Not Sally.

How many men does it take to change a lightbulb? One

What's the difference between Miley Cyrus and a dead baby? One is a popular singer and the other is a dead baby.

what did one dinosaur say to the other? "rawr"

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