What was little Sarah's last Words to johnny before he got hit by the bus??? Can i have your ice cream.

Why did the Mexican man grow a mustache? It wasn't his choice. Men naturally grow facial hair and he ran out of razors.

Why did Michael Jackson name his kid blanket? Because after years of drug abuse and sexual insecurity led to him thinking unrealistically during the birth of his children.

What happened to the boy with cancer? He died.

Why did the squirrel cross the road? it was stapled to the chicken

There is a black guy a white guy and a Mexican, whose driving. The other black guy.

Q. What happened to the women who cut her finger? A. she got staff infection and died.

What do you call a group of geese? A giggle

what did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? i lost my tractor

What did the squirrel say to Justin Bieber? We both enjoy nuts.

What's funnier than 24? Many things, the number 24 is not very humorous.

A man walks in to a bar, and the Bartender says "Why the long face?" The man replies "My wife is dying of Terminal Cancer".

How do you wake a clown up? By pouring vinegar in his eyes.

if you have 5 oranges and 15 ice cubes, how many pancakes can you fit on the roof? red, because aliens dont wear shirts.

Q:what did the 14 year old girl from Tennessee say to her dad when she lost her virginity? A: Get off of me

What do you call a black man in church? Religious

Whats the difference between a black baby and a white baby? 15 minutes in the oven.

Why did the booger throw a fit? Because it was getting picked on.

Why couldn't Johnny drive? He doesn't have arms or legs. Why didn't Johnny have arms or legs? Johnny is a potato

pull my finger (farts)

A man walks outside and sits down to eat his sandwich.

Two blonds walk into a bar, the brunette ducked

Why DIDN'T the chicken cross the road? Because it got hit by a bus

Why did the chicken cross the road? For no specific reason, Chickens don't think much.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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