- Anti Joke

Did you hear about the circus fire? Yes, apparently there were no casualties but all their props and equipment were destroyed, which will set the company back financially, even with the insurance.

knock knock who's there? the paperboy the paperboy who? i lied, i'm a serial rapist, you should have looked through the peephole

So this chat, the talk on the phone was all a ruse?

Why did the boy cry? Because he was a crybaby

Roses are black Violets are black Everything is black I'm blind

What's Green and has four wheels? A green car

The first train go fowards at 250 mph, and the second train takes a left, how many pancakes are on my rooftop? - The answer is purple because aliens don't dribk coffee

What do you get when you cross a dog with an anteater? An animal unlikely to survive beyond infancy.

You can pick your friends, you can pick your nose, but you can't divide by zero.

That`s my friends phone, I can call you from mine too if you want, please just don't hurt me, let me speak to you, I promise I will explain everything.

q.how do u kill a jew? a.you glue a penny to the bottom of a pool

I'm winning at Scrabble.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Did you hear about the circus fire? Yes, apparently there were no casualties but all their props and equipment were destroyed, which will set the company back financially, even with the insurance.

How did the black man burn down the house. He threw a flaming match through the window.

Q: What's worse than school? A:Your mum dying

What did one cat say to the other cat? Nothing.

A fat man walks into a gym, and comes out fatter

What's worse than a baby on a pitchfork? Two babies on a pitchfork.

Why do midgets laugh when they run? Because the grass tickles there balls

Jesus walks into a bar, the bartender shoot the zombie

Hello

I like your words "He without an equal, also stands alone was it?"

It's not ok to have intercourse with a woman who say's "No!" But what about "Let go of me!"?

What's the only thing better than winning a gold medal in the special olympics? Not being retarded.

What do you call a snooker cue that only hits stripes? Anything you want, it can't hear you.