What did the elephant say to the pelican? He didn't say anything. I lied.

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What's blue and looks like water? Yes.

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Why couldn't the boy talk? He had his fathers hairy scrote was in his mouth

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Why was the black man unemployed and in debt? Because current socio-economic realities and systematic racial discrimination place him at a disadvantage in terms of education and employment. Indeed, it is statistically probable that he was raised below the poverty-line, greatly limiting his access to goods and services and his future options from birth.

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Knock knock Who's there It's a policeman informing you that your parents have been killed in a car crash. Your Dad, who has been struggling with substance abuse and depression, found out his wife had been cheating on him, and in a drunken rage, wrapped the car around a tree.

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What did Ghandi tell St Peter as he passed through the Gates of Heaven? He didn't. There is no afterlife.

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What the small boy with no arms or legs get fro christmas???? cancer

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Sweet! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> Minecraftcodes.info <

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Why didn't Susie do her reading homework? She is blind and her school system cannot Afford to teach her to read braille

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What's worse than nailing 10 babies to one tree? nailing 1 baby to ten trees.

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Nothing. He made it home safely.

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what's purple and plastic purple plastic

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Why are there so many little girls falling off swing jokes? Because you tuch youself at night.

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Be careful not to say Betelgeuse 3 times, because if you say Betelgeuse 3 times, then Betellllwoow that was close.

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So, a monkey walks ino a bar... I can't remember the rest of the joke, but your mother is a whore.

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Man 1: Not to be gay or anything, but I really like your shirt, it looks nice on you. Man 2: Not to be gay or anything, but I like men.

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HEY YOU! TISSUE!

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How can you tell if someone is a global warming alarmist? Their IQ on average is 10 points below normal

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Like if you have a vagina. Also like if you have a dong. (Penis)

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What does Chuck Norris order at a coffee shop? Coffee.

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Yo mama is so hairy! Then only language she speaks is Chinese

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how do u wake kesha up? Answer:set her alarm clock to a reasonable time

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Q: What would you think if a homeless person asked, "Spare change for drugs and cigarettes?" A: At least he was being honest.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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