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What's orange and sounds like a parrot? An orange parrot

What do you call a group of Mexicans jumping over a fence? I heat of runners trying out for the Mexican Olympic hurdle team.

Whats hard and long and used to penetrate women? A hypodermic needle.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? The Columbine Massacre

Knock Knock. Who's there? It's the nazis we have reason to suspect that you are harboring illegal jewish fugitives and would like to check your house if it isn't too much trouble on your part.

Why did Batman brush his teeth? So he wouldn't get bat breath

What happens to a blonde girl who is buying drugs off of a drug dealer? Nothing, she was an undercover police officer trying to arrest said drug dealers on the street.

A duck walks into a bar. The bartender asks " What'll You Have" The duck doesn't respond because it's a duck.

What did Jesus say to the jews? Fuck you.

Haiku's are easy But sometimes they don't make sense Refrigorator

What do 9 out of every 10 people enjoy? Gangrape.

Q: How do you make Osama Bin Ladin happy? A: Take him out to a nice seafood dinner free of charge.

Knock Knock. Who's There? Nobody, this is a metaphorical door..

Why are leprechauns so happy? The grass tickles their balls

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Why can't Michael Jackson work at a boy scouts camp? Because he's dead.

Why did a girl get an STD? She had sex.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it got out of its cage, was running away from its owner, and crossing a busy street seemed like the most effective way to gain freedom.

-What do you say to a woman with Two Black eyes?. -Are you really that dumb to leave the kitchen twice -Elder High School

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Who pushed joe off the building? Nobody. joe hated his life and wanted to die

theres no I in Intelligence a.w. j.p.

what does 2+2equals? i think its 3 but i could be wrong

What's the difference between Harry Potter and a Jew? Harry made it out the chamber.

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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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