- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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My little league baseball coach measured the team for cups. Its 9 years later and we still dont have those cups.

Why was the black man running down the street with a suitcase? He was late for work.

Why did the chicken cross the mobia strip? To get to the same side!

Why didn't Lucas want to go down the slide? He was scared.

my friend died in a car crash, now i have no friends.

Why did the black man have no toes? Because during his climb of Everest, he got frostbite and they had to be amputated.

Your so stupid that when during your baseball game your third base coach told you to run home, you did. The next day, you failed your test.

Roses are red, Violets are red, I have a dead body, What do I do.

What do you call a gay man having sex with a woman? Sex.

What is black and white and red all over? A dalmation that was hacked to death with a machete.

Why did John suck at sports? He was mentally retarded and had no friends.

knock knock. who's there? just open. just open who? you're really dumb aren't you

Yo momma is so ugly that she should probably consider suicide

What did the cat say to the dog? Communism

Why did the black man cross the road? To get to the barber shop, which was located on the other side of the road. He then walked to the crosswalk, patiently waited, then crossed when the little person lit up.

Your mom is so stupid that she failed out of high school and now has two jobs to support her family.

Why does a gay guy come out of the closet? He can't see anything inside.

theres a straight guy, a gay guy ,and a jew the weird part is the straight guy hits on the jew and the gay guy which make the situation all akward.

A blonde runs into her house. She died in a tragic backdraft fire. Always check to see if the doorknob is warm.

What's the difference between Michael Jackson and a PS3? Michael was a succesful dancer, singer-songwriter, musician, and philanthropist, whereas a PS3 is a games console.

Two cows are out in a field grazing. One falls over and dies because it was unhealthy and was ravaged with a deadly disease. The other cow, which does not understand death, continues to graze until the farmer moves it back to the barn.

Why was 7 afraid of 8? Because 8 knifed 10.

Did you hear about the man who lost his right arm and left leg... He's ok now he's all right.

I walk up in the morning feeling like pdidy who's pdidy grab my glasses out the door I have no glasses girl going to hit the city how do I hit the city ugh this confersasion is over song hmmff

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