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What did the aborted fetus say to the recycling bin? Nothing because it isn't capable of speaking, and it was in the dumpster

What happends when two gay guys want to have kids? They can't, so they go to an orphanage and adopt one.

12 in general

Why did the guy eat pizza? Because he likes pizza.

What did the bar say to the man? Nothing, bars can't talk

My girlfriend wanted to talk about her feelings ... SO I TOLD THAT BITCH THAT... i really loved her and care about her feelings

Jesus walks into a hotel, slams four nails down on the counter, and says, "Put me up for the night!" The concierge looks at him and says, "You're not Jesus. Jesus was brutally murdered approximately 1,970 years ago. And although I may not be a believer, his teachings have brought comfort and solace to millions of people around the world. Nor do we accept nails as payment. Please remove yourself from the premises or I will call security."

What did the boy with AIDS, polio, one eye and one arm get for Christmas? Cancer.

A hindu and a muslim walk into a bar. They start arguing over their different fundamental religious beliefs and then considering it is an american bar, an american christian extremist quickly shoots them both for being " from that part of the world"

what is black white and red all over? A black and white movie with the first violent color leave a comment if this joke is duped.

How can you tell if a duck is behind you? Turn around

Safety in numbers? Try telling that too six million Jews.

Who always participates in "No shave November"? The homeless.

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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the aborted fetus say to the recycling bin? Nothing because it isn't capable of speaking, and it was in the dumpster

There are fewer coppers on sundays. As well as criminality.

What's worse than getting your dog neutered? You being the dog.

why did the black guy fall off a cliff? because he was a zombie

Why was the boy seeing stars? It was night time.

How many mice does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Two, but I don't know how they got in there.

The cream, it is coming

What did catwoman say to batman? meow.

Who created Apple? Steve jobs.

What do you call a black man driving a fire truck? A firefighter you racist.

why does stuart own alot of hollister because he is autistic

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