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Roses are red, Violets are blue, Your mum is dead, Just fucking with you! Kelvin Yang.

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Why does the black man take drugs. Because he is very sick.

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Roses are red Violets are black Why is your chest as flat as your back?

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Three construction workers, an Italian guy, a Mexican guy, and a American guy are sitting on top of a building eating lunch. The Italian is tired of eating meatballs, the Mexican is eating a burrito, and the American is eating a cheeseburger. They are all fed up with eating the same lunch every day. The next day they all jump off the building for unrelated reasons. It is a tragedy and their families mourn the loss.

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So Colton Yepma walks in to Accounting and proceeds to read jokes

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God made rivers God made lakes God made you We all make misstakes

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Roses are Red Violets are Blue In Soviet Russia Poem tells You -Ben

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how do you make lady gaga cry you poke here face then rape here.

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What do you call a fish with no eyes? Dead.

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Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a tomato

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pretty soon we'll all be dead

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A Duck walks into a bar.

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An African-American is working on math problems and notices an Asian man walking by. The African American asked,"Could you help me out on these math problems?" The Asian man replied, " I have never been good at math."

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What does DNA stand for? National Dyslexic Assosiation.

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I have read and agreed to the Terms of Service

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Womans baksetball...

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Jake snow steals ideas he doesn't make them up

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How many blondes can you fit in a car? About 5 if you lift the arm rest.

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The fox said to the walrus, "Hatee-hatee-hatee-ho!" And the walrus replied, "Goo-Goo-g'joob".

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Why did Dolley Madison take the painting of George Washington out of the White House in 1814. It was on fire. By, Luke Atkins

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WELCOME TO THE GARLIC BOYS SHOW! So kids, what are we gonna eat today? POTATOES! FUUUUUUU! Moral: You say tomata, I say WROOOOOOOONG, you say cheap I say your mother.

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Knock Knock Who's there? The Gestapo

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what lies in ore an develops a golden tan ken bigleys body

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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