A man once went duck pin bowling, 5 years later he died of leukemia.

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I went to school. Then I came home.

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Why did the kid lay down? Because his legs were chopped off

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yo mamma's so fat she's fat!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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A clown attends a childs birthday party. He molests 4 children and kills the others. Then leaves.

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Q; What's the new slogan for the TSA? We handle more junk than EBay.

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Why did the plane crash? The pilot lost control of the plane.

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Santa Clause, a smart blonde, and the Queen of England all jump out of a plane, which hits the ground first? Galileo's theory tells us that all objects fall at the same speed regardless of weight, so they all hit simultaneously.

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Whats better than winning an award? Not having your family shot to death

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Bill: Hey Bob guess what? Bob:What? Bill: your adopted

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A man walks into a bar, he then gets a giant bump on his head as he passes out and is rushed to the hospital.

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How many blondes does it take to change a light bulb? All of them.

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A man wakes up after a long night with a girl he recently met. He pulls out a cigarette, and looks for his lighter, but can not find it. He asks the girl if she has a lighter and she replies "There might be some matches in the top drawer of my dresser." He opens the top drawer and finds some matches.

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What happened to the alcoholic man that decided to never drink ever again? He died of thirst. Moral: Alcohol was the only available liquid in this twilight zone... Anti anti joke

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Why did the Gay person fall down? He got shot.

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What does AIDS smell like? AIDS has no smell. AIDS is a diease contracted though sexual contact with another being with the diease. It greatly increases the risk of infections and malignancy. Although AIDS has no smell, in the final stages large sores develope on the surface of the skin. This means you are going to die. Thus, HIV/AIDS has no smell.

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roses are red violets are blue flowers come in many colors

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Q :Why did the girl fall off the swing? A: She had no arms.

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Roses are red Violets are red Grass is red OMFG MY LAWN IS ON FIRE !!!?

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Yo momma so old that she should be concerned about mesothelioma and asbestoses, as she may have lived during a period of increased asbestos use. She may also be at risk of osteoporosis and should take vitamin supplements daily to improve her rapidly deteriorating health.

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What did the raped girl get for Christmas? Pregnant.

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A red and blue penguin are taking showers. The red penguin can't find the soap so he yells down the hall to the blue penguin "Hey, where is my soap?" The blue penguin replies, "What do I look like a typewriter?"

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Yo' momma is so old she should probably go to the doctor and check her health so she can live a longer, more healthy life.

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