- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the little boy rush downstairs to the living room on Christmas morning? because he heard his mother screaming rape.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, We have your test results, You have cancer.

Yo mama's so fat, she weighs over 400 pounds.

What is the opposite of Obama? Mitt Romney because he his white and a republican so all is good with him.

How do you make a baby stop crying for the rest of its life? Shoot it in the face.

Where did suzie go for her Birthday? A van

Roses are Blue Violets are Red I have Alsheimers... Cheese on Toast

Why couldnt rex bark??? because he was a fish!

Roses are red.

who is really lanky? james cornish

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Why is there a rock in a boy's foot? He wasn't weraing shoes.

What would you do for a kwuandike bar? Anything clean and sanitary that wouldn't provide harm to me or others near me

Knock Knock Who's there It's me open the door

why did the white man walk into the bar? He was thirsty

What is the first letter of the alphabet? A. a B. 7 C. Mustard gas D. Because a penguin has 2 legs

Whats worse than losing your entire family in a car accident? Luikimia

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because Suzy has no arms! Knock Knock! Who's There? The Holocaust

Why did the man turn up at his friend's funeral dressed as Mickey Mouse? Because it would have been disrespectful not to attend.

A ginger kid, a blonde kid and a brunette jump off a 50 foot building... All of them die apart from all of them because luckily there was a swimming pool at the bottom

what is red and can grow hair water i lied about it growing hair and that it is red

big fat hairy gigantic enourmous erectionn CC

Whats the difference between a penis and a vagina? Pancakes,

How do you wake up Lady Gaga? Poker Face

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