Why was the black man running? Because he was playing capture the flag.

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How do you kill a jew? Same way you would anyone

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Guess what? Random shit. Why? Because almost nobody looks at the newest jokes to realize that 99.999% of jokes that just say random shit never get above the 0 mark.

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What is a six letter word for cactus? Cactus

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Jamie: Peter your hands smell like cows! Jason: eeh no they smell like cows balls

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What did the genie say to the man that rubbed the magic lamp? Nothing, genies don't exist.

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Why didn't Katie cross the road? Because she's dead.

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How does Lady Gaga like her meat? As a dress.

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Why did the Mexican cross the road? He was on his way to America Why did the black man cross the road? He was just running to his car you racist.....after he had robbed the bank

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Scream went into the bar. The bartender says," Why the long face?" "..." *facepalm*

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How many men does it take to change a lightbulb? One

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Knock knock. Who's there? Your best friend. No it's not, you stupid repo man...I'M NOT OPENING THE DOOR.

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Why did Helen Keller's dog run away? Because her mother inadvertently left the gate open while gardening.

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You're Mom is Dead She was killed by a Grammer Nazi for me misspelling Your

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What's the difference between an American and a British guy? Their fingerprints.

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Knock knock. Who's there? To To Who? To Whom.

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How am I supposed to eat soup without an envelope?

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what did the girl say after she got hit by a bus, nothing she was dead

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why were the niggas in paris? rhetorical question. everyone knows they aren't french

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Why couldn't the mexican make a taco? He died.

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Hey you know what? What? Never mind.

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What's the difference between your dog and your mother? Your dog doesn't think you're a disgrace to the family

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A man calls his 23 year old nephew on a Saturday night. He's calling him, in order to apologise for molesting him when he was younger. As he could no longer live with the guilt and shame. They both start to cry on the phone. The nephew hangs up " I can't do this.." The man receives an email from his boss, saying " Lisa told me she's still waiting for your analysis on the new federal cuts and how they're going to affect us. Please send them asap."

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What's the correct way to eat spaghetti? Put it in your mouth.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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