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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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I would piss if alex berry had aids n died

What's black and white and nailed to the floor? A skunk that's nailed to the floor.

Roses are Red, Violets are Blue, I'm bad at poetry, ELEPHANTS!

How about that airplane food? Ive never been on a plane you tell me

Why did the girl scream? She was being raped.

hey i just met you and this is crazy but here is my gun so get in the van

what's body surfing? sounds dumb.

Why are ginger's jokes not funny? Because they're gingers.

What do you get when Justin Bieber mates with a beaver? Nothing, the species are too genetically different to produce offspring

Why is bobsledding the coolest sport? Because this is my subjective opinion.

How do you get a blonde to tell time? By asking her what time is it.

What's the diffence between a pieace of fried chicken and a Jew? A Jew wouldnt scream in a fryer.

2 bald men are standing on an oval, one turns to the other and says "leukemia."

What did the frog say when it was attacked? Ribbit.

What do chicken and babies have in common? They both taste like chicken.

What did The Black man have for breakfast? Bran Flakes.

Why a frog can fly? It has magic. Why a snake can fly? It ate the magic frog. Why a eagle can fly? It has wings.

Knock knock. Whos there? I am you dumbass im standing right next to you.

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

What did batman say to Robin before they got in the car? Get in the car.

Why isn't Billy Mays on TV anymore? Beacause Billy Mays was in a tradgic accident where a bowling ball fell on his head, and a couple days later he died of head trama. His family can't bear to hear his voice anymore.

Why was the prison full of black people? Because they were all their for security internships.

Three guys walk into a bar. First guy goes up to the bartender and orders a beer. Second guy goes up and orders 2 beers. Third guy sits down and saves seats for the other two guys.

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