what did Shivank say to Ricky? "you suck dick" HAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAH

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I woke up in bed with someone this morning. I forget why this is a joke, but your mother is a whore.

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What do you call a shoe with milk in it? Shoe

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did you hear the one about the elephant with a screwdriver? me neither...

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What did the boy with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? Cancer.

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Granny porn!

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How do you get a black man out of a tree? You help him down.

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What happens when metal and ice collide together? The Titanic

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How do you keep an idiot in suspense?....

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Whats worse than the Holacaust? Stepping on damn Lego's. MrBounty44

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Why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know, I was asking you.

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Ed has spent all his days on the farm. It was the farm of his father and grandfather before him; long have they prospered from the fruits of this land. He has a wife and 3 beautiful children, all of whom live happily on the farm. Ed still manages to keep an active social life, and has lots of interesting friends. His best friend is Moe. As a young man, Ed had spent a few years living in the city for his studies. Moe lives in the city, and he knows Ed from College. One day, Moe came out to the farm to have lunch with his old friend. After lunch, he and Ed took a walk around the farm. They passed by the horses, the chickens, the pigs and finally they came to the cows. Ed looked at Moe, and he saw that he was focused intently on a single cow. "What's the matter, Moe?" he asked. "That," Moe said, "is one skinny cow."

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Q: Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? A: Because it was dead. Q2: Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? A2: It was nailed to the first one. Q3: Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? A3: Peer pressure.

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Q: Whats pointy and sharp and rhymes with life? A: A spear. It's close enough.

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Why did the man fall off of his bike? He was hit by a car and died in a tragic accident.

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Your moms so ugly, that when i took her out to eat for dinner we built an everlasting relationship. Thats why you call me dad.

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? 7 commited statutory rape on a younger 5, gang banged 8 with 10 and 11, murdered 9, and was sentenced to jail for life.... eventually the case was dropped and 7 was let out early for community service. He told 6 he was coming for him 6 months later.... 6 was so terrified he didn't know what to do... he was living in fear... eventually he commited suicide by jumping off a cliff just off the coast of Palm Beach into the pacific ocean. His body was never found His family didnt get to say good bye... This is why 6 was afraid of 7

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why was the woman crying? her son killed 5 people.

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READ IT ALL> whats the difference between a jew and a pizza...the jew is a human with living features and organs that keep his body hydrated while also keeping his blood pumped throughout him, otherwise the pizza is a circular, doe based cake like food topped with a fine layer of cheese and in some cases topped of with other substances such as pineapple or ham :)

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A white guy jumps over the fence belonging to a Mexican family

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What is round and bad-tempered? A vicious circle

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What can a Giraffe have, that no other animal on Earth can? A baby Giraffe.

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What's worse than a crying baby on a trans-Atlantic flight? A hungry lion on a trans-Atlantic flight.

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Why was the Mexican in the back of a pick up truck? There were not any available seats.

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