Did u know that every 60 seconds in Africa a minute passes by?

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Why didnt the boy go to school the next day? Because he killed himself due to bullying

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Wife: "I suggest you check properly next time you lose your keys so that you find them quicker" Husband: "I suggest that next time I sit down and have a beer while I wait for Doc Martin and his time machine to give my keys back.

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Why was Katy Perry naked with your mom? Because they were having sex

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Do ya like waffles? Ya we like waffles.

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How can you tell if a woman is stupid? Yell the word "STUPID'' and see if she turns around.

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So, I walked into my friends house and MAH DEDDEHS DECK was outside bruh

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What did the fish say to the Asain man Nothing. a fish can not talk

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Whats really ugly and horny Jake's mom

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roses are red violets are blue i killed your family

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Whi can't John sleep? Because he is dead!

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What's purple, smells like an eggplant, and looks like an eggplant? An eggplant.

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Two little boys are talking to each other: - My dad's dick is soo biig! - Eh, my dad's dick is small but it still hurts...

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Three blind mice. See how they run. Into things.

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Q:Why did the Grape divorce the Prune? A:Because he was tired of Rasin kids! :D

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Why's it so bad to be black and Jewish? You have to sit in the back of the oven.

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Why did the chicken cross the traffic filled road? To get to your house. Knock knock. Who's there? Chicken delivery.

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In other news, a Florida man was arrested today for stealing candy...with a knife.

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A brachiosaurus walks into a cafe "Excuse me I'm an herbivore, can I have a full English breakfast, but with veggie sausages instead of normal sausages, and mushrooms instead of bacon?" Shop keeper: "No you can't. Your too big. You've destroyed my kitchen, and my livelihood. I have nothing left. You've accidently reduced my business to rubble by walking through the door"

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What do you get if you cross a kangaroo with a sheep? ProtestS from Anti GM activists.

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My friends all use twitter but i dont know how to use it, so i said i will carry a megaphone around saying what i am doing at random times. Like yesterday i was in the library so i said into my megaphone "i am in the library" Yay i got 3 new followers, 2 of them were cops. Jokes From Blox Computers Corporation [Thailand] Bellow Joke In Thai: ?????? Twitter ???????????????? ??????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????? ? ???????????????????????????? ???????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????? "i am ??????????" ??????????????? 3, 2 ????????????????????

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CAOIMHIN JUST BE QUITE

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What did the alcoholic Indian do? Continued to drink and further worsen his people's stereotype.

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What's worse than a fake bomb? Do I really have to answer that?

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