Words with two W's or N's in them are awkward and unnecessary

Q: What would have been the easiest way to stop the second world war without killing anyone? A: Paid Hitler for his art.

Whats the difference between a red cup and a blue cup. Ones red and the other is blue.

You thought i'd be telling you a joke. Turns out im not.. !! haha

Why did Mary fall of the swing? Because she had no arms. Who pushed johnny of the cliff? Certainly not Mary

What would you call the flinstones if they were black? Ni**gers

Why did the constipated man go to the bathroom? To intentionally throw up; he has an eating disorder.

what do yo call two dog? dogs.

Once there was an egg by the name of Steve. His name was Steve the Egg.

roses are red grass is greener get in the bed and suck on my wiener

What did the korean say to the other korean. I don't know i dont speak korean.

Two black guys walked into a bar. And they killed everybody.

Gods like Santa one day you'll get to the age of reason and see how dumb you were

you dint have to be a jew matt

Why did the little girl fall off the swing? She didn't have any arms.

I used to have a shirt just like yours, except it was green. And it was a bicycle.

Knock Knock! But nobody was home and couldn't hear it.

One early Christmas morning i went downstairs. My mother told me that she had gotten me the ultimate stocking stuffer. It was a foot

What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? "Where's my tractor?"

What did the cute little girl get for Christmas? Raped

Why did Sarah fall off the swings? She had no arms Knock knock Who's there? Not Sarah

what is the differnce between my truck and chuck norris? i eat my own poop.

I asked the librarian where to find a specific book. She told me where it was.

A dyslexic woman wears a bar.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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