- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Two muffins are sitting in an oven. The first one turns to the second, and says nothing, because muffins can't talk. They then both die because the temperature in the oven was 370 degrees.

Mickey Mouse peed on a house what color was it? It wasn't a color, or any pee for that matter. Mickey Mouse is a fictional character for children's amusement.

In which state does the Mississippi River flow in? Liquid.

Flowers are colors Love me

Roses are red violets are blue monkeys like you belong in the zoo but don't be afraid I'll be there to that in the cage but laughing at you

Scream went into the bar. The bartender says," Why the long face?" "..." facepalm

What's white and black and red all over A nun with a spear throug her head

Daughter: Dad I have some news for you Dad: What is it? Daughter: I am pregnant Dad: ... I am so happy I am going to have a grandson, my 27 year old daughter just married and now pregnant, this is a great day!

What's more fucked up that the Bill Cosby rape accusations? Sam and Adele's shower time on a Wednesday night

Knock knock Who's there? The Land Lord The Land Lord who? I am here to evict you.

What do a helicopter and a banana have in common? They are both edible. Except for the helicopter.

What do you call a german soldier? A Nazi

Why did the man wear a mask He had low self-esteem, and was ashamed of his facial appearance

Why did the bald man go to hospital? Because we was getting chemotherapy

Why was the boy seeing stars? It was night time.

Technically rainbows are white.....and have gold at the end.

So a man walks into a bar. Unfortunately, he had brittle bone disease, cracked open his skull and bled to death on the pavement.

-Knock, knock. -Is it the pizza man? -No. -Then go away.

Roses are read violets are blue i ate a fetus now you die to

Why did the chicken cross the road? He never did because he's in KFC

What do you call a black guy flying a plane? A pilot.

What's yellow and can't swim? A bulldozer.

What do you call a man running around town with no clothes on? Naked.

What's 8 foot tall and can't breathe? Ryan Eisenhour

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