How do you get a black guy to stop hanging around in your front yard? Hang him in the back yard.

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Q: What do Captain Jack Sparrow, Captain Crunch, Captain Morgan and Captain Kangaroo all have in common? A: They are all caucasian

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What happened when the princess kissed a frog. Warts, all over her lips

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Q: which is easier to unload a truck of dead babies or a truck of alove babies? A: dead babies cause u can use a pitchfork

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james hedge is gay did you know if you look at him you turn gay

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What do you call a KKK member? ...racist

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What's the difference between a pizza and a jew? A pizza is an Italian food and a jew is a human that practices the Jewish faith

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Why did the student fall asleep during class? He was very tried from staying up too late.

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What is big, grey, has 8 wheels, can fly, swim and walk. I dunno. Thats why I'm asking

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Whats black, blue, and red all over? A man who has just been severally beaten.

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What do you call a guy who likes men? Gay

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One day a baby hit himself on the head with a stuffed animal. I lied, it was a brick, so he died.

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What did john say to bob Hey bob

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What is big green and fuzzy and would kill you if it fell out of a tree A pool table

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Two guys walk into a bar together. They are diagnosed with a concussion and later on in life have serious brain issues

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Why did the monkey fall from the tree? Because he was dead.

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Why doesn't the little boy talk to his mom? Because she smells like barbecue sauce.

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A drunk walks out of a bar gets in his car and proceeds to drive home the driver passed out at the wheel swerved in the wrong lane and smashed the car of the Jefferson family a young family of 4, the Jefferson family's car exploded into flames while the drunk sat back laughed and rubbed the wound on his head

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why did road cross the chicken Niggers love chicken.

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Whats worse than a bee sting? Two bee stings. Whats worse than two bee stings? Three bee stings. Whats worse than three bee stings? The holocaust. Whats worse then the holocaust? Four bee stings.

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Why are the dinosaurs extinct? A meteor hit the Yucatan Peninsula and caused a blast that covered the earth and killed them all.

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What is 6 1/2 inches when erected? My penis.

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Knock Knock Who's there? Max. Max who? Max who starts his greeting with,  "In accordance with Megan's law"  

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Why was the man picking his nose? Because he was born without one, and found one he liked.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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