Did you know that in Africa, every 60 seconds... A minute passes. So sad

Why was the penguin popular? He cuts himself.

What do you call a man with a seagull on his head? Whatever his name happens to be.

Once upon a time there was a young teenager who was bullied a lot. She died 100 years ago.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead.. Why did the 2nd monkey fall out of the tree? It was stapled to the first moneky.. Why did the 3rd monkey fall out of the tree? It thought it was a game.. Why did the 4th monkey fall out of the tree? Peer pressure..

women are like puzzles because prior to 1920 neither had the right to vote, puzzles still don't.

Q: Why was the chicken waterboarded? A: Because the guy liked being cruel to animals.

What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Where's my tractor?

knock knock. who's there? no one. no one who? no one who?

whats black with purple?nothing no animals or humans have anything like that

What do you call a penguin sliding down a hill how should i know.

What's big, red, and eats rocks? A big, red, rock eater.

The chickens have become self-aware!

Q: What did the homeless man get on his Birthday? A: Hypothermia.

What do you call cheese that's not yours? Mine.

What did the deaf, dumb, blind kid with two stump arms and no legs get for Christmas? Cancer

What do you call a sausage with no sauce? A giraffe.

Whats worse then dieing and going to hell? Waking up and going to school.

a christian man asked god a question. he did not get an answer. a jewish man asked god a question. he did not get an answer. a muslim man asked god a question. he too, did not get an answer. an atheist man asked god a question. he got his answer.

How did Bella fly? Very badly.

i have no freinds on facebook.... overated

why did the supermodel have sex with the janitor? she loved him. and he was brad pitt.

2 men were in a bar, One was talking to the other, "I was walking down the street someone fell." "ha" "isis it true?" "What" "isis" and a bomb went off and they all died

A white man, a black man, and a brown man are all in an elevator. The white man laughs "this is like the start to a racist joke or something." The other two men strangle him because he is white.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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