- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What does Yoko Ono say while rehearsing her song before a concert? She gives directions to the band.

What's worse than someone who isn't racist? A racist.

Jon walked into a bar. Ouch.

Why did Billy run away from a mysterious adult? He was playing the iconic game known as tag where 2+ people chase each other in an attempt to tag them.

roses are red violets are red? trees are red!? who the hell cut themselves?

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What day is it today? It's "Jack Daniels Day" according to that guy with the shopping cart filled with kittens.

How come Susie fell off of the swing? -because I hit her with an axe

How much wood could a wood chuck chuck if a wood chuck could chuck wood? Probably 5

What did the bolt say to the wall?? nothing ,they just screwed.

What is up, the color blue and has a face? the sky. there is no face.

What would you do if I ripped your face off? Bleed to death.

Chuck Norris was so famous we was casted for the show Walker, Texas Ranger

Hey i just met you, and this is crazy, i have amnesia, i'm Skepta

Why did the chicken cross the road? It was suicidal.

Two muffins are sitting in an oven. The first one turns to the second, and says nothing, because muffins can't talk. They then both die because the temperature in the oven was 370 degrees.

Guy 1: When your Justin Beiber af. Guy 2: What Guy 1: Do you mean

Q: Whats 5+5 A:10

how do you kill chuck norris? you dont, killing is illegal

A priest, a Muslim and a Rabbi sit next to each other on a plane they say nothing to each other during the flight and reach their destinations safely.

A horse walks into a bar and the bar tender asks "Why the long face?" The horse says nothing because its a horse. It then poops on the floor and leaves

Mickey Mouse peed on a house what color was it? It wasn't a color, or any pee for that matter. Mickey Mouse is a fictional character for children's amusement.

In which state does the Mississippi River flow in? Liquid.

Why was the boy seeing stars? It was night time.

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