Why did the man throw his son out the window? His house was on fire

The chickens have become self-aware!

Why did the boy hate his mom? She was a fucking bitch.

PS3 has the exerrent technorogy and finersse to make excerrent gaming such as... ...ITS RIDGE RACER! RIIIIIIIIIDGE RACEEEEEEEEEEEER!

What can't catch or throw? A Quadriplegic

If I could rearrange the alphabet, I'd put my cøck in your mouth. Submitted by Arsha K.

How does a Black Guy eat chicken. Like anyother human-being.

why was 6 afraid of 7? because seven is a murdering sociopath

What is green and fuzzy and would kill you if it fell out of a tree? An elephant I lied!

What does it take to play in the WNBA? Nothing....

Q. bob had 93 chocolate bars and ate 74 what does he have now? A. diabetes

Its a bird!! Its a plane!! No, its a bird.

How do you confuse a blonde? Tell her to jump over your car, then drive by in a truck

There was three women stuck on an island, a blonde, a brunette and a ranga. They are saved days later.

Anti-Joke is a sticky wicket.

a murderer sees a young child left alone at a park... he promptly finds the childs mother and returns her to her home.

Q: What do you get when you cross a chimpanzee and a zebra. A: A crossover between a chimpanzee and a zebra, mixed together.

What's the difference between a red shirt and a blue shirt? one is red and one is blue

In soviet Russia...things are different

What's another name for asexual reproduction? Parthenogenesis.

What about the cool kids down the block. Their friend just died with a serious health condition.

What do you call a fat zombie? Dead

Why doesnt Squidward wear pants? Because he likes to hang loose

why did the man stop his bike he was having a heart attack

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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The Anti Joke Book


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