- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the woman not wear a bra? Because she had breast cancer and got a double mastectomy.

Why did the pencil break? A Viking destroyed it with his beard.

what happend when the magic man touched fire? He got burnt screamed in my ear and died.

If your mom is a teacher and your dad is a gynecologist, how many pancakes does it take to stack on top of a dog house roof? 12. Because footballs don't have feathers.

The sword that kills, the sword that gives life.

Whats worst than being stuck in a cage with one blonde? Being stuck in a cage with four blondes.

Why are people in Africa dying? because the majority of them have a lack of food and fresh water which effects their health.

This is just like Facebook. If you guys want to like comments, or even comment on them, just get Facebook.

Do you know why, when geese fly south for the winter, one side of the V is always longer than the other? Because there are more birds on that side.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead

When does 1+1=3? When the condom fails.

Why did Little Suzy get hit by a truck? Well the real question is, "Why was Little Suzy in the road," so why was she? Because she felt like it.

Naturally I meant to say "Its no fun even when they DO scream in pain" below... What do you think I got? Pleasure? Your friendly r*pist Moral Man: Of course I got pleasure! ;) But I wont share with you!

What's wet and sticky? I don't know, glue or something.

Q. How many blondes does it take to put in a lightbulb? A. Cause of 7,8,9!

Why was six afraid of seven? He wasn't. that joke is just a way to convince you that seven is a scary number.

Do you still got what it needs to become a better leader than me Nero?

why did the chicken cross the road? well... to get to the other side.

Yo momma so fat, when she runs she makes the cd played skip, at the radio station!!!

what does an adhd kid that causes all kind of trouble get? a buncha ass whoopins and some meds to dope his ass up

how do you kill a man? slowly saw off all their limbs and then jump up and down on the torso and let all the organs fly out

What do you call a black guy selling drugs? A pharmacist.

what happened to the frog that had a car accident, nothing it's dead

u r stupid! y? cuz u took the time 2 look at are jokes! haha lol

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