What did one liar say to the other liar? I'm very honest.

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If a man dies in China, Does anybody care?

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9/11 my birthday

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Men's rights Because its an anti-joke

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What did Sally get for chirstmas? Cancer

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Yo momma, she so fat, she needs to buy extra-large clothes.

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Is it not a antijoke? When your granpa uncle or whatever used to pull out basically worthless coins out of your ears? And each time you wanted for him to drag out so many you can actually buy some bubblegum or something, the "stash" you where saving diminishes the moment you receive a new coin? Moral: Dont believe in yourself! Believe in me! Because I believe in you!

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Q:What did the duck say to the other duck A:We are both ducks

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Why couldn't the blind man see his friend? He was behind him.

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What do you call a black man riding a bike? A hard worker, he saved up his money for weeks trying to buy a bicycle.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Probably because it saw some food, or because it felt threatened on the side of the road it was already on.

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Q. Why dont people like shane murchan ? A. Because he wears chinos .....

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What's the difference between an apple and a banana? One's an apple.

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Knock knock. Who's there? Your best friend. No it's not, you stupid repo man...I'M NOT OPENING THE DOOR.

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why was the boy sad He was just abused by his parents and had aids

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What did the man say when he walked into a bar? Nothing because he got knocked out because he was running too fast and hit his head.

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What body part did German prince Heinrich von Missingpenis lack? His toenail.

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How many candles did Johnny blow out on his birthday cake? The same number of candles which corresponds to his age.

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WHAT HAS MAN BOOBS THE SIXE OF JUPITER BOMBER NEVILLE

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I heard an awesome joke last night. I cannot remember it.

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man walks into a bar and the bartender says, "you sir are gay!" The gay man says, "I take offense to that!" The bartender then replies "how may I help you."

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How do you get a drugged man, a giant sombrero, and a guitar into a Chuck-E-Cheese? You take multiple trips.

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When is a car not a car? When it's scrapped and turned into license plates.

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A:why did the chicken cross the road? to get to the other side =D B:...i dont think you fully grasp the concept of an anti joke yet...smh -.-

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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