- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A man walks into a bar. Ow

Why couldn't Helen Keller drive? She was a woman

A man quites his job to open a coffee shop which has been a dream of his for years, The shop does well with a healthy supply of customers and a steady income,The man is now financially stable.

I'm a vegan thats why I am still a Virgin.

Whats black and white and says moo? A Dalmatian retriever with a voice box.

What do you call a Mexican that is jumping off a building? A suicidal jumper!

What didn't the artist buy at Best Buy? A Ziploc Bag full of AIDs infested zebra pubes.

Chip and Dale walk into a bar. Chip is black now.

Why are asians such bad drivers? Cause they constantly have their eyes closed.

how did helen keller's parents punish her? stuck a plunger in the toilet

A Russian man walks out of a bar looking very sober because he walked out of the bar sober.

What does it mean if you have five dollars and Chuck Norris has five dollars? You both have five dollars

whats red, sits in a corner and is slowly getting smaller and smaller baby with a cheese grater whats green and sits motionless in the corner same baby 2 weeks later

Did you hear the one about the guy who couldnt find his shoes? No? ok ill talk to someone who will get the reference

why do they sparkle?!?!?!?!

What did Mel Gibson say to the African-American? I'm sorry

Why did hitler cause the holocaust? YOLO

Roses are Red Violets are Blue There's suppose to be a fourth line.

What did the waffle say when the black guy started eating him? Nothing, because waffles are inanimate objects and therefore cannot talk.

Why isnt there a womens NASCAR? Because NASCAR does not yet have the funding to start a women's league.

A fish didn't walk into a bar, because fish cannot walk.

A priest and rabbi walk into a bar. The priest leaves because they don't have wine.

what sucks blows and gets laid in the closet. YOUR MOM VACUMING

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