yo mama is so fat she has more rolls than basken robins does flavors

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In 1843 when Man invented the moon, people set sail on ironclad ships to lands that sold items that weren't for sale in similar such stores in other lands not reachable by ironclad ships or dirigibles as they became known once they changed form completely and were a differentobject entirely and of no use for water transport. That's when the real revolution in telecommunications began, the truck drivers would use CB radios as early as 1287 and 1276 in Canada. the CB radio enabled the users to order pizza and develop symbiotic relationshiops with canvas. Amongst other things.

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Q: Why is daddy wrestling mommy? A: Well Jimmy, that is called sexual intercourse. That is how you were created, and many people of all ages engage in this activity every second.

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why did the money fall out of the tree... because he was dead

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why couldn't the girl make her bed? she is homeless.

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Baby you're so hot I have an erection the size of an average penis.

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why didnt the man go to the wedding? he wasnt invited.

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What's sad about a truck passing behind a duck? A: Behind the Duck were the Ducklings.

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You smell just like a black person. With your nose.

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What do you call a black man on the moon? A miracle

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Why is the spine-tailed swift is the fastest bird? Because its faster than the second fastest bird

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Why did the Chef go to jail? He killed his wife.

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What did the cat say to the other cat? Woof.

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How can you make sure your friend wont die of cancer? Decapitate him

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If you make an anti joke out of an existing anti joke, does it become a new anti joke? Yes. No.

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There's this Priest, a Rabbi and a Preacher talking about how similar they are.

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Mamma why did the kids make fun of me today? I dont know.

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I would very much love to meet you again Erron, call me sometime I do not care how you get my number.

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One day there was 2 black guys in hoodys with knives in there hand. They tapped me on the shoulder and took my groceries. They then made me a jam sandwich and went on there way

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A man walks in to a bar and everyone screamed running out the door.

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what happened when u got some swag? i don't know u still don't have any

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A girl walked into a bar and sat next to a man. She asked what he was drinking. He said something that makes you fly. She didn't believe him. He then went up to the roof, jumped off and walked back in the front door. She got the drink then tried to jump off the roof, and died on impact. The bartender said to the man "You're a real asshole when you're drunk superman."

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How do you stop someone from getting cancer? Kill them.

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If your Jewish, then don't go to Germany.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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