- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what sucks blows and gets laid in the closet. YOUR MOM VACUMING

A blonde walks into a bar therefore her face hurts

Imagine that we take all of the elephants in the world and laid them out end to end in space Did you know all of the elephants would die Nature fact

19 roosters walk into a roller coaster

So a woman took her drivers test today Since she passed, and tomorrow is her 16th birthday, tomorrow she will have the legal privlage to get her license.

What did the award-winning physicist say to the community college graduate? I'll have Chicken McNuggets please.

why did the boys run from Michael Jackson? because they thought he was a ghost

women drivers>asian drivers>asian women drivers

What's more sad then a dumpster full of dead babies? The live one at the bottom.

How do you make a firefighter happy? Give him a blowjob and 10 million dollars.

Yo Momma is SO FAT, THAT she has an increased risk of cardiac arrest due to her blood pressure.

When is a bus not a bus? When it turns into a street

Why could't Jerry go to school on the Wednesday? Because he died on the Monday.

What did the Blonde do when she saw train tracks? She walked over slowly, looked both ways, and crossed safely

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I have the Cadillac, Get the Guns

Why so serious ?

What do you call a banana in a blender? A banana in a blender. Duh

How many skilled union workers does it take to change a light bulb? One.

What did the five fingers say to the face? Nothing. Fingers cannot talk.

How do you put 100 kids on a girls face ? skeet

Roses are red, Violets are blue. Daddy drinks, Because you cry.

What is worse than a dead baby nailed to a tree? Obama

Why did the boy fail the test? He had down syndrome.

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