- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do lawyers and sharks have in common? They both play vital roles in their own society or ecosystem.

An Octopus walked into a bar. He then died as he had been out of his natural habitat for an exceedingly long period of time. An octopus can only survive on land for 30 minutes.

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"DUDE! THERE IS A KNIFE IN YOUR LEG!" "SERIOUSLY!"

Why did the Asian ace the test? Because she had worked very diligently, taken copious notses, and studied fervently until she had a thorough mastery of the topic.

if your in a wheelchair have no hair because of cancer and are being fed through a tube you should wait a couple of years before ending it. and wrinkles into the equation....... BANG

A horse walks into a bar. The bartender asks, why the long face. The horse replies, neigh.

Once upon a time a guy took his pants off why because he was touching himself

Hey are you from tennessee? Because I recognize your accent and I grew up there also.

What did bob get his wife for christmas? Pregnant

What did the child get from there parent on Christmas? Nothing. He's an orphan.

What do you call a man who beats his adopted, black children? A terrible person.

Why are black people like jelly beans? Nobody likes the black ones

Whats funny about a guinea pig water skiing? The part where he explodes.

If life throws you lemons, throw them back and ask for some water because lemonade only makes you thirstier due to the large amounts of sugar used.

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Why did the boy chuck a fridge at the other boy? Because he broke his toy train.

Q: How many electricians does it take to screw in a lightbulb? A: 1, idiot.

What's the difference between Michael Jackson and Neil Armstrong? Neil Armstrong was the first man to walk on the moon... Michael Jackson has sex with little boys.

roses are red violets are blue i have no money could i have some

What's the difference between a Pile of Dead Babies and a Lamborghini? I don't have a Lamboghini in my garage

Q: what do you call a person who's ass is dumb A: a dumbass

What's big, white, and kills you if it falls out of a tree. A Fridge

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