- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's the difference between a blonde and a brunette? The pigmentation of their hair follicles.

why did the boys run from Michael Jackson? because they thought he was a ghost

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I have the Cadillac, Get the Guns

Joe:Hi Steve how was your day? Steve:Fine why do you ask? Joe:Because I am gay. Steve:Well if you are so happy tell your sister.

What do you call a mexican man with a rubber toe? Ruberto.

WWII veteran screamed! "You damn yellow monkey!!!" "But sir... ...my fur is brown!" Replied the monkey.

How did the guy who's been in his mothers basement for 20 years lose his virginity? He didn't, that's where his mother hid his body.

Why so serious ?

How many skilled union workers does it take to change a light bulb? One.

i'm an inbred jew - Barras

Why didn't Joe want to stand up? Because he had no legs!

What do the Mexican man, the Asian man and the Jewish man all have in common? "man"

What happen to the guy who stole the TV. He runs away as he fears the person that stoled his/her TV reports him/her to the police.

whats the difference between a boyscout and a jew? boyscouts come home from camp

Balls

What the problem with writing an anti-joke? Trying to not come up with a punchline.

What's big, old, and brown? A tree.

Two kids are playing basketball. One says to the other, "FAILMUFFIN!" The basketball flies out of bounds.

there once was a cat it was brown? fus-roh-dah

How do you make a sandwich? Go into the kitchen and make a sandwich.

So a man walks into a bar and he says "Can i have two beers?" The bartender says "Sure, Budweiser or Heineken?" The man responds "Uhmm... which one do you prefer?" The bartender says "Heineken."

Ask me if I'm a truck! Are you a truck?! No.

Roses are Red, Violets are Blue, This poem is getting old, I like cookies.

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