- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A: That's a catchy song! B: You know what else is catchy? A: What? :) B: Herpes. Awkward silence.

What's the correct way to eat spaghetti? Put it in your mouth.

race-car = rac-ecar

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? He was dead. Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? He was stapled to the first monkey. Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? Peer pressure.

A Scotsman, an Irishman and an Englishman walk into a bar... They enjoy their drinks and leave.

whats long, hairy, and has one eye? my cat fluffy, he has cancer.

How did the dinosaur come out of the water? Wet.

1 + 1 = 2 If it was equal to 11 the problem would be impossible

ok when a fat person say he on a diet i said your on a sea food diet what evert you see you eat now get back to school John f kennedy students

There is a man laying on the floor in a pool of blood and vomit, there is a broken beer bottle in a puddle of beer next to him. He thinks is a sponge.Purple

"I have a job perfromance review today!" Earl told his wife. "Good luck, I will make you a special dinner tonight," Melinda, his wife, responded.

How many blondes does it take to screw in a light bulb? Just one.It is a very simple task for somebody who knows what to do.

What do you get when someone tells you an anti joke? An anti joke.

A dyslexic man walked into a bra

what did the man say to the person he hates? nothing!

What did the dinosaur say to the other dinosaur? I don't know, dinosaurs have been extinct for 200 million years.

why did the chicken cross the road? Because it was being chased by 7, who is a rapist

What's the same about a clown and a knife? They are both fun, except for the clown. I hate clowns.

Why did the pumpkin when orange is not a letter in Spanish? Because moon shoes are der milf

What did you say? I'm blind. (Did not write this meaning to be offensive)

What's the scariest thing about the dark? There's a black man in my bed.

David Cameron

Yo mamma's so stupid she failed the SAT.

Why did the chinese doctor get fired? Because he was involved in a malpractice suit.

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