- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the first monkey fall out of the tree? Because he was DEAD! But why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? Because he was stapled to the first monkey... But then why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? P-p-p-p-eer pressure

Hi. P.S: You have aids. P.P.S: Purple penis pumpernickel pie puppets.

Roses are red Violets are blue Most poems rhyme But this one doesnt

What do you call a black man on the moon? An astronaut you racist bastard

There are two types of people in this world, those that can't count

Why is Helen Keller a bad driver? Because her inability to see or hear makes her an extremely dangerous road hazard.

What is rainbow-colored, makes no sounds, and smells like a banana? A rainbow-colored banana

A duck walks into a bar and buys a drink. When the bartender comes up he says put it on my bill

How much does a polar bear weigh? Depends on the polar bear and its dietary habits

Why did the boy dig a hole in the football field? He was blind and his parents were being quite irresponsible....However someone should probably fill in that hole, as that could be a hazard during a football game.

Why did the man cross the street? Because he had to go work.

whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? not finding a worm in your apple, i quite like them actualy

Why did the chicken cross the road? Why? To get to your house. Knock knock. Who's there? The chicken.

How does Helen Keller play the piano? With one hand.. She needs the other hand to sing.

Why did the man eat the turnip greens? Because he was morbidly obese, and needed to maintain a proper diet.

Haikus usually make sense, but sometimes they don't refrigerator.

You know what pansies remind me of? What? A flower

What did God say when he made his first black guy? Oh no I burned one! :)

What did romeo say to Juliet? A lot of things, Then he gave her a flower.

What happened while Thomas crossed the street? He got hit by a truck. What happened to Billy? He was Thomas's Siamese twin, and he too met the same fate.

What do you call a guy with an ax in his chest? An ambulance.

Why does Chuck Norris always know the time? He bought a fancy new watch.

What's worse than reading the same joke multiple times? Having cancer.

Yo mammas so fat you know what, i think she might die!!

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