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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did Sally fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock Knock. Who's there? Not Sally.

What's the difference between Miley Cyrus and a dead baby? One is a popular singer and the other is a dead baby.

Roses are red Violets are blue Deez nuts Ha goteem

what do mr. potato head and micheal jackson have in common? their noses come off pretty easily

Why don't aliens eat clowns? Because they taste funny.

"I want a boyfriend for these cold winter nights" ... Shut up you slut go buy a blanket.

A man walks into a sofa. BANG

Why did Jack like oranges? - Penis

Q. Why did the dinosaur cross the road? A. Because chickens hadn't evolved yet.

sorry, that was a really bad joke, joking just joking, of course we can chat later, you got something in particular to do?

Yo momma so ugly, she couldn't fulfill her dream of being a model.

I like my women how I like my ice-cream Out cold.

What would Jesus say if he was alive today? “Nehwê tzevjânach aikâna d'bwaschmâja af b'arha.”

Why was the boy with no arms and legs crying? He had a lit match in his anus.

what do you call a guy with no arms or legs and wearing red and white in the ocean? a dead person and someone needs to call the cops cause thats terrible.

Q: Whats worse than running out of hot water? A: having wyatt friedman poop on your chest, Hit him up on FB

One Direction???? Gifted singers???? HA HA HA

A man walks into a bar and the bartender asks what he'd like. The man says something funny, but you kinda had to be there.

what do eagles and chetos have in common....... they both can fly except for the chetos

what did the drunk man say to the bar tender? Hello good sir. Fine day today isn't it.

Have you heard that Bert & Ernie from Sesame Street are gay? If so, than whoever told you may be mentally challenged, Bert & Ernie are both puppets which even though they resemble people with active personalities, they remain puppets and do not have a sexual oreintation.

What did the one Lame say to the other Lame? I don't know, what did you say?

How many Jehovah's Witnesses does it take to screw in a light bulb? 2. One to firmly hold the ladder and the other to cautiously screw it in. They are volunteering at the local orphanage and it is wrong to make fun of there religion. We are all different in our own special way.

Q: What did the black guy say to the white guy? A: Nothing, he's a mute.

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