What sound does a dead cat make? Nothing, it's dead.

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Do you want to hear a joke?!?!?!?!?!?! A happy orphan

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do you know what Noah didn't bring on his arc? unicorns

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What is the difference between a dead baby and a watermelon? One is fun to hit with a sledgehammer while the other is just a water melon.

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A rapist, black guy, and a homophob walk into a bar and the bartender says nice game last night kobe.

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Your mother is so fat that she has to undergo amputation of her foot because of type 2 diabetes.

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A man walks into a bar and orders 12 shots. "8?" Asks the bartender, to verify he had heard correctly. He feels unsure of giving the man 12 shots but does so anyways due to his financial situation and he hopes for a generous tip. Afterwards, the man kills 9 people in a car crash due to his level of intoxication and the bartender seeps into depression due to his feeling of guilt.

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Why can't Michel Jackson play chess? He's dead

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Wow you look beautiful in that picture..... Let me see your tits. Sorry, I thought I was still texting.

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Whats worst than reading the 8th anti joke that ends with the Holocaust? The one where it ends with someone getting hit by a fridge for the 9th time.

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Yo' momma is so old she should probably go to the doctor and check her health so she can live a longer, more healthy life.

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"What time is it?" "Time to buy a watch." The homeless man inquiring about the time proceeded to cry.

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Why did the kids put pirahnas in Mr. Hermann's fish tank? So they could eat him.

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What does a black man and a monkey have in common? Until February 3rd 1870 neither could vote in America. Monkeys still can't. 

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What's worse than biting into an apple and finding a worm? Biting into a worm and finding an apple

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a boy poops in class everybody laughs and now he has no friends

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what do you call a Nice Nazi A Nazi... He's still a Nazi.

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whats the best part about ebola? nothing ebola is a dangerous virus

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Why did the man run away from the cat? He was allergic

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what do you call a black man in the bank holding a bag of money. One wealthy man

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Roses are red Violets are blue You're parents are dead All your friends are too

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A. Big feet, you know what that means B. He has to order his shoes on line because they don't carry his size in stores.

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A muslim walks out of a plane.

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Roses are red Violets are blue I have 5 fingers and the middles for you

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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