- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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a horse walks into a bar. Noticing the potentially dangerous situation everyone leaves, the bartender calls RSPCA who come and retrieve the horse and order is restored.

A polar bear and a seal are sitting on an ice floe. The polar bear looks at the seal and says, "RAWRRRRRRRRRGGG" and then kills and eats him.

How many feminists does it take to change a light bulb? Two. One to change the bulb, one to suck my dick!

What did the boy with no arms and legs get for christmas?? - Cancer

A drunk guy walks into a bar. He orders a beer and the bartender says "Hey pal, you look and act really drunk, I don't think I can serve you any more alcohol." The man looks up to the bartender and says "You're right, I'm really drunk."

What did George Washington tell his men before they got on their horses? Men get on your horses.

You're mama's SO stupid that when she applied to college, they were happy to help.

Whats black on top and white on bottom? R a p e.

What do Vladimir Putin and a snake have in common? A central nervous system, to name but one of the many biological similarities.

I was going to type an anti-joke but I totally forgot how it starts. It goes something like something something something something something your mom's a whore.

Whats worse than finding half a worm in your apple? Finding out that that apple was the tip of a dick

Yo momma so fat she decided to have lipo suction

Why can't Stevie Wonder read? He has retinopathy of prematurity and was born blind.

What did one lawyer say to the other lawyer? We're both lawyers

wouldnt it be ironic if chuck norris was shooting blanks

A dyslexic man walks into a bar, he doesn't let a minor disablity distract him from having a good time.

Why is Joe is ugly? I dont Know

"Knock knock" Come in!

Why couldn't the chicken cross the road? There was no cross walk.

Have you seen Stevie Wonder's new house? No. Neither has Stevie Wonder.

What has nine arms and sucks? Four children with two arms snacking on a lollipop, and one child with one arm snacking on a lollipop.

How did the little boy survive the massacre? He didn't. How did the little girl survive the massacre? She was the killer.

Q: pete and re-pete were on a boat, pete fell off. who was left? A: i dont know, but why did pete fall off in the first place, that dumb ass

What's worse than one bee sting? 2 bee stings. What's worse than 2 bee stings? The holocaust. What's worse than the holocaust? 3 bee stings.

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