Wanna hear something irrational? Pi

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Q: Why is 6 afraid of 7? A: 7 is a registered sex offender.

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A blonde, a redhead and a brunette were on an island. There were loads of other people too - the UK is a pretty popular place to live.

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what did the mother say to the banana? I'm going to eat you like your father.

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What did Han Solo say to Chewy before they got in the Millennium Falcon? Chewy, get in the ship.

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A man walks into his room with a DVD and a box of kleenex. The DVD is a wedding video of his now dead wife.

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Q: Why was the little boy late for school? A: His face was stapled to a wall.

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How many frogs does it take to change a light bulb None. Frogs lack the cranial capacity to change said lightbulb. If eventually by evolution they become smart enough to change lightbulbs, they may learn to handle machinery and pose a real threat to humans.

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What did the one battery say to the other? Nothing. Batteries can't talk.

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When life gives you lemons You've got some lemons.

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a blind man walks down the street and trips on an unsuspecting curb he scraped his knee

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What is the leading cause of death? - Dying.

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whats worse than 10 dead babies in a bucket 5 are alive and eating the others

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A Jew, a Muslim, and a black guy board a plane. Who gets kicked off first? The jew for his unruly behavior towards the flight attendant.

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A man walks into a bar. Oh, wait, no. It was a horse. So... A man walks into a horse

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, I hate rhyming, Vacuum, purple, zebra.

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what did the unicorn say to the centaur? nothing because neither exist

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What do you call a midget driving a train? A conductor

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How many blondes does it take to screw a lightbulb? There's too little information to come up with a reasonable answer.

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Why do black people like Black Friday? They can get fairly expensive appliances for a very reasonable price.

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" Want to hear a good anti-joke?! " " Sure! " " Me too. "

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knock knock Who's there? Me Me who? Me Doa Kong Oh, Hi! Come on in.

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Why the long face? My face isn't long, it's the same shape as everyone else, retard. I meant why are you sad. I'm not sad.

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Why did the boy get hit by a wrecking ball? Because he picked up an upside down penny.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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