Why did Kallum come to Getaway? Because he ran out of hats

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Why was the little girl sad? She had a grown man sexually assault her.

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A: Knock Knock B: (No Reply) Nobody is home and the man trying to get in will come back later and try again.

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ALCATRAZ IS REOPENED!

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Why Are Parking Lines White? - So You Can See Them...

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How did the Mexican cross the border without getting caught? He didn't; he was executed immediately.

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If u read thus your awsome .... And if your a emo kid with rainbow hair and a 3 inch penis then NO your bad

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There was a papa tomato, a mama tomato, and a baby tomato. Coincidentally, it was also Tuesday.

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What is brown and sticky? A stick.

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Why is 6 scared of 9? Because 9 is a zombie.

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Did you fall on your head when you were a baby Oh, I very sorry.

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your mommas so fat she has been advised to diet and excercise or run the risk of terminal illness

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What is worse than 10 babys in 1 garbage can? 1 baby in 10 garbage cans.

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Why did the man fail to enter the CAPTCHA phrase correctly? Because he was actually a bot, and bots are typically prohibited from accessing information on most public web sites.

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Why was the boy sleeping on the curb? he wasn't actually sleeping, he actualy just got hit by a car and had already died.

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who should be competing in the paralympics? Brent the retard!

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? 7 commited statutory rape on a younger 5, gang banged 8 with 10 and 11, murdered 9, and was sentenced to jail for life.... eventually the case was dropped and 7 was let out early for community service. He told 6 he was coming for him 6 months later.... 6 was so terrified he didn't know what to do... he was living in fear... eventually he commited suicide by jumping off a cliff just off the coast of Palm Beach into the pacific ocean. His body was never found His family didnt get to say good bye... This is why 6 was afraid of 7

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Q:Why did the kid drop his ice cream A:He was hit by a car

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What did the girl say when she was getting raped? "Stop, you're hurting me."

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because death was certain if it didn't.

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What happened to the child who's mother drank and took drugs while she was pregnant? Dead.

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Q- Why did spongbob go to Detroit? A- He didn't, spongbob is not real. And even if he was, Detroit is not a very popular tourist attraction.

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can you touch your toes? no

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