- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the pedophile say to the delightfully curly-headed youth? Can I have fries with that?

Yo mamma so stupid... She's considering going to college to get a better education

Q: Why did the Asian man get fired from his job? A: He sexually assaulted his co-workers

There are two men on a dock. The first man says, "What's your name?" The second man says, "GET OFF!" because he has turrets.

So a horse walks into a barn.

Yo mama so fat, that she's even bigger than the universe!

What's a green tasty vegetable? None, they're vegetables.

roses are red vilots are blue in soviot russa poem read you.

Q. bob had 93 chocolate bars and ate 74 what does he have now? A. diabetes

The chickens have become self-aware!

What does it take to play in the WNBA? Nothing....

What's the difference between a good anti joke, and a bad anti joke? There literally is no good anti joke.

Q.If your have $6.00 and I have a hair cut, how many donkeys are in the paddock? A. Aliens with a hat????????????

PS3 has the exerrent technorogy and finersse to make excerrent gaming such as... ...ITS RIDGE RACER! RIIIIIIIIIDGE RACEEEEEEEEEEEER!

Your mama's so fat, that she died of diabetes

What's brown and red? I lied about the red, it's dirt.

Why did the father leave work early on his son's birthday? He was rushed to the hospital after facing a severe heart attack due to a history of cardiovascular disease in his family.

What's orange, brown, and blue? An orange, brown, and blue object.

Knock Knock who's there? Steve Steve who? Steve. I already told you my name.

So this guy is waiting for a heart transplant. He dies.

Roses are red Violets are blue Most poems rhyme This one does, too.

Why did the boy fall out of the tree? This is no time to make insensative jokes you dick, Billy's on a hospital bed.

A horse walks into a bar. The bartender asks, "Why the long face?" The horse replies, "My wife is dying of terminal brain cancer."

What did Rachel (the columbine girl) get for her birthday?? Nothing she's dead.

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