What's worse than dying in a car wreck with your family? You being the only one that dies.

I Never apologize, I'm sorry, that's just me

What's the difference between a black person and a park bench? Benches are inanimate objects while people are indeed carbon-based life forms.

A white man/women works behing the counter at a 7/11

What do Lebron James and Bill Murray have in common? They are both black basketball players. Except for bill murray

A man wearing a 'What Would Jesus Do' bracelet and a livestrong bracelet goes up to a blind kid and rubs his eyes and the kid can see. The kid was was not used to the bright lights and wandered into traffic, was hit by a car and killed instantly.

cops:knock- knock person: who's there? cops: the cops person: the cops who cops: we found the body #Casey Anthony

What did the fish say when he swam into a wall? ouch.

Whats brown and sticky? A Stick.

What do you call a black man flying a plane. A pilot.

Knock knock, Who's there Why did the chicken cross the road? Idiot.

The stone said to tree I wanna be car the tree replied you cant be a car. Forever a stone

What's the difference between a park bench and a hobo? The park bench can support a family

A blonde walks into an electronic store...she buys an IPhone because someone stole her blackberry, her money, and everything she cares for. Nah, I'm just kiddin', she was murdered.

What did the towel say to the other towel? Nothing, there was no topic of conversation.

What's orange and rhymes with a parrot. A carrot

Keith figured gasoline burns, doesn't it? He was wrong.

Hickory Dickory Dock My dog died today.

Did you know that if you say "gullible" slowy, it still sounds like you're saying "gullible."

How do you make a mime talk? There are many ways. I prefer a baseball bat with a nail through it.

What's worse than a pile of dead babies? The one at the bottom is alive. What's worse than that? He's eating his way out. What's worse than that? He came back for seconds.

How many blondes does it take to change a light bulb? One. Though if the ladder is rickety and she needs someone to steady it for her, two.

Waitress: Would you like to have a drink? Customer: (Looks at the drink's menu) Hmmmm... What are my choices? Waitress: Yes and no.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Lebron traveled

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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