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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What is long, hard, cries a lot, and can't fall down a man-hole? A baby with a javelin through its neck.

Why did the boy hate his mom? She was a fucking bitch.

Roses are red Violets are red I have Ebola

What's the difference between a black person and a park bench? Benches are inanimate objects while people are indeed carbon-based life forms.

A man wearing a 'What Would Jesus Do' bracelet and a livestrong bracelet goes up to a blind kid and rubs his eyes and the kid can see. The kid was was not used to the bright lights and wandered into traffic, was hit by a car and killed instantly.

I Never apologize, I'm sorry, that's just me

A white man/women works behing the counter at a 7/11

What do Lebron James and Bill Murray have in common? They are both black basketball players. Except for bill murray

What's worse than dying in a car wreck with your family? You being the only one that dies.

A blonde walks into an electronic store...she buys an IPhone because someone stole her blackberry, her money, and everything she cares for. Nah, I'm just kiddin', she was murdered.

The stone said to tree I wanna be car the tree replied you cant be a car. Forever a stone

How do you make a mime talk? There are many ways. I prefer a baseball bat with a nail through it.

Did you know that if you say "gullible" slowy, it still sounds like you're saying "gullible."

What did the fish say when he swam into a wall? ouch.

What did the towel say to the other towel? Nothing, there was no topic of conversation.

What's orange and rhymes with a parrot. A carrot

Keith figured gasoline burns, doesn't it? He was wrong.

Whats brown and sticky? A Stick.

What's worse than a pile of dead babies? The one at the bottom is alive. What's worse than that? He's eating his way out. What's worse than that? He came back for seconds.

Hickory Dickory Dock My dog died today.

How many blondes does it take to change a light bulb? One. Though if the ladder is rickety and she needs someone to steady it for her, two.

Waitress: Would you like to have a drink? Customer: (Looks at the drink's menu) Hmmmm... What are my choices? Waitress: Yes and no.

A Women is holding a piece of paper with her rights what is she holding a grocery list

What's the difference between a park bench and a hobo? The park bench can support a family

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