- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Roses are red Roses are also white and Violets are Violet not blue. Also I'm a realist and your grandmother is going to die soon

Two horses were in a field. One said "this is a good place to hide". The other said, "well, let's hope they don't Findus here!"

What did the cancer patient say before they died? I am in so much pain. I love you all

What does aaron eat for dinner Answer- Fat Finger HAHAHAHAHA

Josh, this is your mother. I was wondering if you wanted me to bring my lube and strapon to bed tonight. Wait never mind about the strapon because i have my dick to use.

why did the monkey fall? he got hit by a train

N-E Pats never cheated

Your mother is so fat, she is at great risk for developing diabetes mellitus type 2.

what did the doctor say to another doctor? we are doctors

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how many mexicas does it take to.... on wait there done

So um think of two things. Oh wait backspace that. What's the difference between Rebecca Black and your mom? Ok answer. Ok stop no seriously so. Enter. Ok Enter. Q backspace A nope Chuck Testa

awkward moment when someone pretends to be Mr. Bear and stuffs up his own joke

What did the aliens say when they first landed on planet Earth? We've come back for Anthony Davis.

How many Jews can you fit in to a car? Well depending on the car 2-8

despite popular opinion to the contrary you shouldn't eat mercury.

I <3 Hitler

What did the Mexican, the European, and the Canadian all have in common? They weren't used in this joke the last time someone posted it on anti-joke.com.

Q-What do you call a dog with no legs? A-Nothing because he cant come over to you anyway..

Roses are red, Your blood is too, Don't believe me? I WILL CUT YOU

What is the most dangerous place to be right now? Rodney Kings pool.

What did Helen Keller get for Christmas? Glasses

what happens when a hamster bites your arm? your arm bleeds

Stop. Seriously stop.

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