how do you make a cripple depressed? stairs..

Why did the baby cross the road? It was stapled to the chicken. How do you get a baby to run faster? Chase it with the lawn mower. What do you get when you cut a baby with a straight razor? An erection. What do you get when you put a dead baby in a blender? Hold on. I'll tell you in a second. What's pink and spits? A baby in a frying pan. -S

How many babies does it take to paint a wall? Depends how hard you throw 'em.

what starts with 's' and ends in 'ex' and muslims get a stiffy from it semtex.

what do you call a black drug dealer? A pharmacist.

Roses are cars, violets are rude, this poem makes no sense, neither do you

Hi I'm Ben What's your name? I forgot. Hi "I forgot" what's your name? Ben

What would George Washington do if he was able to talk to all of America? Ask them to dig him up.

Q. Whats black and red all over? A. A black wall thats been painted red.

WNBA

knock know. who there?.............. whose there?.........whose there!?!?! damn kids

Do the roar!

What's white on top and black on bottom? Society.

What did the waitress do when the man asked for pizza? She ran away

Roses are red Violets are blue I have amnesia HOW THE HELL DID I GET HERE?!?

why did the chicken cross the road? it didn't it got hit by a bus.

Q. Why did the chicken cross the road? A. Who the hell knows..?

What's the difference a black person and a park bench? A park bench is a object and a black person is human.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To escape his burning car wreck.

How are friends and trees alike? They fall down when you hit them with an ax.

Why did the boy throw butter out the window? To test the principles of gravity.

Is your refrigerator running? If so, you are on drugs, and should see help.

Why did little john fall off his bike? Somebody threw microwave oven at him.

Why is six afraid of seven? Because seven three twelve. Am i doing it right?

Anti Joke

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