Q: Why were minorities denied access to the bathroom? A: It was for employees only.

A man walks into himself. He is revealed.

Coke or Pepsi? Trick question, beer.

Q. What do you call a black pilot? A. A pilot.

So three men walk into a bar and buy a round of drinks for everyone. As they do this, three kenyans die of dehydration while their families weep at their feet.

Why did the chicken cross the street? I don't know really

Roses are red violets are blue shes for me not for u if by chance u talk my place ill grab my fist and smah your face

Your parents shouldn't have met. I was thinking that as I contemplated suicide.

Chuck Norris will eventually die because he is a human being, just like all of us. His movies weren't very good either.

What did the waitress do when the man asked for pizza? She ran away

Why did little john fall off his bike? Somebody threw microwave oven at him.

What would George Washington do if he was able to talk to all of America? Ask them to dig him up.

Hi I'm Ben What's your name? I forgot. Hi "I forgot" what's your name? Ben

Roses are red Violets are blue I have amnesia HOW THE HELL DID I GET HERE?!?

Why is six afraid of seven? Because seven three twelve. Am i doing it right?

Theres an app for the iPhone.

Q. Why did the chicken cross the road? A. Who the hell knows..?

What's white on top and black on bottom? Society.

Roses are cars, violets are rude, this poem makes no sense, neither do you

why did the chicken cross the road? it didn't it got hit by a bus.

Two men walk into a bar, get drunk, and drive home. Unfortunately, they crash into a tree and are mortally wounded.

why did the chicken cross the road? I never got to ask it got hit by a car.

knock know. who there?.............. whose there?.........whose there!?!?! damn kids

What's the difference a black person and a park bench? A park bench is a object and a black person is human.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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