- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a red ballon? It depends on its color duh!

Why did the boy fall? He got tackled by a man that was 400 pounds.

What happened to the lady? She queefed.

A Jew, a Catholic, and an Aeithiest walk into a bar. The bartender look at them and says "Is this some kind of a joke?".

What is the key to a good anti-joke? A disappointing or intellectual punch-line said in a calm and passive tone.

What did the robot say to the boy? Nothing, the robot malfunctioned and started to strangle the boy. The authorities tried to get the robot to stop but robots are too strong. When the robot had killed the boy, it self destructed.

why is lady gaga so famous? because she has a penis.

What did the priest say to the young boy? Hi.

What did the paper towel say to the tomato? Nothing.

What happened to the frog that broke down? It got toad.

How do you know when it's hot outside? When you walk oside and it's hot.

What is the black stuff between elephants toes? Slow natives

What did one wall say to the other wall? Nothing. Walls are inanimate objects and thus incapable of conversing with one another.

Why did the jew kill himself? He heard a raciest joke and went into a period of depresion causing him to lose all will to live.

Q: How do you make a plumber cry? A: Murder his family

Obama stumbles upon a KKK meeting. All the klansmen shake his hand and respect him because he is the President.

Roses are grey Violets are grey I am a dog.

What's worse then three frogs playing leap frog? Nothing that would be awesome

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Q: what do you call a deer with no eyes A; roadkill

Why did the man jump off the bridge. Because he found his beloved wife cheating on him with his life-long friend that he meet when they both where in pre-school.

Did you know there was a black man in my family tree? He married my aunt.

Mary had a little lamb. Then Died.

What do you call a latino with a limp? John...his name is John

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