- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What is long hard and woody? A tree.

What's worse than losing your phone? 9/11

What's worse than a guy staring at you? Two guys staring at you.

whats then difference between a jew and a pizza ? A pizza doesnt scream when its put in the oven .

What color do you wear if you're in the NAVY? Beige, white, sometimes camouflage - really, it depends on your rank and the situation.

knock knock? who's there Dave Come on in!!!!!

What time is it? 2:47 PM.

what do you tell a black man getting hit by a police baton? that is racial inequality, and you no longer have to take that due to Abraham Lincoln's Gettysburg Address.

Roses are red Violets are blue Your grandpa's dead So are you.

How does a chubby baby eat his chili In a very chubby way with his hands smearing it all over is face

cchina is communist the USA isnt WHY?

my rhyme is sicker than the holocaust

A Black man walks into the Dentist's office, because he cares about his hygiene.

How much weight can an ant carry up a mole hill? Ice cream has no bones.

who is smarter than a human? a nerd

Why is purple the best color. Cuz icecream has no bones

Did you hear about the man hear about the man who lost an arm and a leg in a car accident? He's alright now.

roses are red violets are blue .no one cares about you, your a jew.

Why did the black man get a zero on his SAT? He was up so late helping orphans with disabilities that he fell asleep during the test.

A naked man walks into a bar and is promptly arrested for indecent exposure.

What's a green tasty vegetable? None, they're vegetables.

Q: Why did the Asian man get fired from his job? A: He sexually assaulted his co-workers

What did the pedophile say to the delightfully curly-headed youth? Can I have fries with that?

roses are red vilots are blue in soviot russa poem read you.

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