- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Yo momma's so hot I raped her and slit her throat afterwards and hid her body in a ditch.

100% of the people who go to school die. What about the people who don't go to school? They die too.

The sword that kills, the sword that gives life.

What do you call a black man flying a plane ? - a pilot.

What did the German girl say to me? entschuldigen Sie (excuse me)

How do you fit an elephant inside your car?: Starve it to death, then chop it in pieces.

Why was Charles bleeding, because he was stabbed in the head with a needle

Why did Bob fall off a cliff? He had an epileptic episode.

what did joe eat for breakfast? he didn't eat, joe is schizophrenic steve's best friend

Why did the shrimp refuse to share? Because he was a little shellfish.

What do you give a gay guy on his birthday? a invition to strait camp

Why was the little boy crying? Because his older brother was forcing him to pee on an electrical socket.

How does it change many dyslexics take to a lightbulb.

Knock, knock! Who's there?! Your Mom! Your Mom who? No really. Let me in.

Q-What happens when you grow tomatoes in Kansas on an odd number year when its an average of 398degrees Kelvin ? A-You eat em

What do you call a white man without a face? Dead. What do you call a black man without a head? Negger.

What do u call Lindsay Lohan fall from grace? Probably likely tragic and is also a very useful metaphor for The USA's projected path for global and economic superiority.

Why couldn't Suzie put on her boots? Because she got her legs amputated.

What did the whale do when he was angry? He beached himself, causing a major ecological disaster and costing the beach community thousands of dollars to return him to the water.

What do you call two black people in the same sleeping bag? A newly married couple on their camping adventure honeymoon.

2 muffins are in a oven for 30 minutes, the baker then questions why he only baked 2 muffins.

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What's the difference between a Christian and a Jew? One believes in Jesus, the other doesn't.

Theres an irishman , scottish man and a welsh man on a plane they where going to france

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