How do you make a baby stop crying for the rest of its life? Shoot it in the face.

what's worse than failing a test? having your house burnt down

Your mom goes to college. Actually, she graduated a while back!

How did Debbie get a black eye? Because her dad asked her to take off her pants and she refused so he beat her

Q: Why didin't fat billy take the last peace of pie? A: cuz he was not hungry

A Christian and an Atheist are in a bar, the Christian turns to the Atheist and says "If you don't believe in god you will go to hell." The Atheist replies "Your Mom doesn't believe in god." And then turns around to order another drink.

What did Shaq do when he first met Rondo? Play Basketball

why did they bury bin laden at sea? because he died

Yo mama's so fat she got baptized in Sea World.

Why did Hitler shoot himself He saw his his gas bill

What did the man do with the naked baby girl? He put some clothes on her and proceded to lay her down for a nap.

Knock, Knock Wh- SWAT TEAM GET ON THE F****** GROUND!!!!!!!

why is brennan hart a dumbass idk ask his mom

what did the first fire hi-grin say to the second fire hi-grin nothing they can talk it what just really awkward.

I was about to do an triathlon, but i took an arrow to the knee. It got infected and i promptly died two days later.

Why was Samuel L. Jackson so tired of those motherf***ing snakes on that motherf***ing plane? Because if snakes are loose on a plane, they might bite you.

ure mama's so fat

Why was the girl running out of the school? Because her principal was trying to rape her.

What do you say to the child with bruises on his arms? Stop hitting yourself.

Why wasn't the unplugged computer on?

Three men walked into a bar. The fourth one ducked.

What did one lawyer say to the other lawyer? We're both lawyers.

How meny Jews can you fit in an ash-tray? None. There to big

Haikus are easy, But sometimes they don't make sense, Refrigerator Sex

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