- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the man say before he killed himself? I am going to kill myself

What do you call a midget mixed with a T. rex? Dinosaurs are dead and this is a highly un probable situation. Therefore, I do not know.

Erron who the hell are you? How many people are you going to use before you finish whatever the fuck is on your agenda?

What happens when you turn the TV on? You watch it.

Q: If your 17 year-old-daughter is a drug addict, how many cartwheels are you going to have to do to make it to Georgia? A: The French Revolution, because your grandmothers facebook shows an 11 year-old selling Concords to a green alien, which can only mean that over 600 people watch porn daily.

What's green and doesn't fly? A broken green helicopter.

whats the best joke ever? womens rights

Why can't you hear a pterodactyl going to the bathroom? Because dinosaurs died out 65.5 million years ago.

My girlfriend told me I couldn't satisfy her sexually. I told her she was beautiful and gave her flowers.

How do you drown a blonde. I recommend that you do not drown a blonde because it is a felony. You could face 30-35 years in prison.

What did the drunk man say to the average civilian? Blahaahahahahahuhuh!

yo mummas so FAT to get to the other side

What did the little boy want to be when he grew up? A cone

Roses are brown, Violets are brown, Tulips are brown, I need to stop working on my flower garden after fisting a cows butthole.

A bus crashes and everybody dies.

A black man and a mexican jump off a building at the same time, who lands first? Who cares?

Knock, Knock. Who's there? Ron Sparks.

Nobody cares maddie!

A man walks into a bar and orders a beer. Then the man pays for the beer and drinks the beer.

took my chevy to the levy but the levy was dry

Why wouldn't they give Helen Keller a driver's liscense? Because she was a woman.

what did Charlie Sheen say after he won a game of chess? I just won a game of chess!

A dog walks into a bar and orders a pint of beer The barman replies : Woof Woof

Q. What is the best way to suicide? A. Kill yourself.

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