- Anti Joke

Teacher: Why didn't you do your homework? Student: My friends told me not to. Teacher: So if your friends tell you to go jump off a bridge, would you do it? Student: Well, it all depends on if I land on a fat kid. Like Chubb. Chubb: Yeah, I know, my eating habit, i-i-its a big problem. -Payden R.

Guy 1: What the shit is that car? Guy 2: Its not a car. It's an alfa romeo

If there are four gay men that come into a bar and need to sit down when all you have is one stool; what do you do? Get three more stools.

WHO THE FUCK IS NERO AND THAT BITCH THAT CLAIMS TO BE NOT NERO BUT NOT NEROMETAL OR WHATEVER? THEY BOTH CLAIM TO BE THE FUCKING MORAL MAN? I STARTED MY RISE TO INFAMY FOR LIKE... Fuck, when I was still studying, it was a fucking social project to prove that others opinions DO NOT MATTER SHIT IN THE END! And now these bastards (some cult faggot and Some "Nerometal" which are probably the same queer) CLAIM TO BE THE MORALMAN? I AM THE MORAL MAN! I AM YOUR FRIENDLY RAPIST/SOCIOPATH! YOU FAKE QUEERMASTERS! I CHALLENGE YOU!

Why do bears go to school on Sunday's? They don't, bears don't go to school.

If my wife has got 6 oranges in one hand and 6 apples in the other hand, what has she got? No chance of stopping an uppercut.

why are there so many homeless asians with squinty eyes, they cant find their way back home

Why was the ginger crying? Because they used him as the fire hydrant.

What is the difference between a bright red Ferrari and a pile of dead babies? I don't have a Ferrari in my garage.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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why did sally drown? because she had no arms or legs and couldn't swim

An anteatter walks into a bar, the bar tender says "hey renee zellweger"

Roses are red, My name is Dave, This poem makes no sense, Microwave.

Why did Mary fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. Knock knock Who's there. Not Mary!!

Me John Kasich! Me win Ohio primary!

what do you call 100 muslims on a plane? Passengers

What would Marylin Monroe be doing right now if she was alive? Clawing her way out of her coffin.

How many people can you fit in an oven? Six million, according to Hitler.

Q. why did the chicken cross the road A. damn it this joke is a million years old shut up

A black man walks into a bar. The bartender asks him to leave.

A man walked into a bar. Ouch.

A wise man once told me that friends are like cookies. He was a cannibal.

What's worse than having embaracing parents? A: they are of the same sex

What's the difference between a Jew and a Boy Scout? Boy Scouts come back from camp

"What's black when clean, but white when dirty?" "A blackboard."