Knock Knock? Whos there? Ching Ching Who? No...Ching Smith you racist!

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How do you keep a woman from driving your car? Shoot her.

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Why did Sally fly off the swing, She had no arms Knock knock *Who's there* Not Sally

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whats nun plus nun two nuns haha!! from jarod :}

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-Knock, knock. -Is it the pizza man? -No. -Then go away.

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What happens when you light a truck full of babies on fire and drive it off a cliff filled with lava and set off explosives when they land? The babies die. www.youtube.com/LouisGames www.twitch.tv/KiLM_Ghostz

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What's the difference between your dog and your mother? Your dog doesn't think you're a disgrace to the family

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Every time a bell rings an angel gets it's wings. What they don't tell you is every time a mouse trap snaps an angel gets set on fire.

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Do you know whats funny to say to someone unless they're black. Your ma's in jail.

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Knock Knock? Who's there? Orange! -door opens- You fucking come over here selling oranges one more time Julio and I will have you deported.

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Hey you know what? What? Never mind.

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Why was the black man unemployed and in debt? Because current socio-economic realities and systematic racial discrimination place him at a disadvantage in terms of education and employment. Indeed, it is statistically probable that he was raised below the poverty-line, greatly limiting his opportunities from a young age.

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Have you see stevie wonders house? No. Neither has he.

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what did the girl say after she got hit by a bus, nothing she was dead

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How many Jews does it take to change a light bulb? Three. One to change the light bulb and two to file a lawsuit.

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Why did Schrödinger's Cat cross the road? It didn't

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''I went to the zoo the other day, there was only one dog in it, it was a shitzu.''

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Q: What do you call a serial killer named Mark? A: Mark.

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Knock Knock. Who's there? You Know. You Know who?.......GOODBYE!

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how man

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why does david stutter during meetings. because he smiles till his cheeks hurt

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Why do dinosaurs have no friends? Because they are dead

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What did the kid with no arms and legs get for his birthday? A bicycle.

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Why were you at a funeral? Someone died.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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