why did jimmy's mom fall off the cliff? i dont know.

whats the best kind of chocolate bar? a larsbar

Firgen and the blung brigade

Whats the difference between a Ferrari and an erection? I dont have a Ferrari!!

What's green and has wheels? The White House. I lied about everything, I'm so sorry.

did you hear the one about the elephant with a screwdriver? me neither...

Why did the hooker fall out of the tree? Because she was dead

Why did the chicken cross the road ( The chicken says) I dream of a world where a chicken can cross the road without having morals questioned.

Why did the black man eat lucky charms? Because it was breakfast time and he was hungry.

Your mom is soo black , she can go naked to a funeral.

Why was the boy holding his breath? A man was holding his head under water.

what do u call a guy with 4 nipples? Hairy Styles

You wanna know what's out of this world? The moon

Yo mamma is so fat, that she's going on a diet and is exercising regularly to lose wait.

Why did the woman get into a car accident? She was blind.

what is the difference between Rick Perry and Lindsay Lohan? it only takes Lindsay 4 1/2 hours to finish a sentance.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue. sama bin laden, is coming for you.

What did Helen Keller name her dog? She didn't, her father named the dog because he was aware of his daughters innability to speak.

What happends when two gay guys want to have kids? They can't, so they go to an orphanage and adopt one.

What's sad about black people that drink grape soda and eat fried chicken? The stereotypes are true.

What's slippery when wet? A wet slipper.

How does a black guy die? He doesn't , he's black

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