How long does it take to microwave a baby? I don't know, I was to busy masterbating. GBW

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There was a fat man crying. I just told him the local Mc D's was arson attacked.

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Does Anti-Joke have a purpose?

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red is red blue is blue derpy derp de derp

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Q:Why are dinosaurs extinct? A:Well there are two reasons the first being a giant meteor struck the earth killing all the dinosaurs. The other reason you touch yourself at night.

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what did one gay guy say to the other gay guy? want to suck dicks? (cause that's what gays do)

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Q:whats big white and falls out of trees A:a refrigerator

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mommy mommy! why are we pushing the car over the cliff?! the mom answers shhh youll wake your father...

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What did the fish want to drink? Charlie Brown

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If you die laughting, How are you telling this to me?

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What's funny about a car accident involving three children, a widow, and a dog? Nothing.

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What's the difference between scrambled eggs and scrambled dead babies? I don't like scrambled eggs..

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How many anti jokes can you make from one joke? 1. 2. 3. 4. 5. 6. 7. 8. 9. 10. 11. 12. 13. 14. 15. 16. 17. 18. 19. 20. 21. 22. 23. 24. 25. 26. 27. 28. 29. 30. 31. 32. 33. 34. 35. 36. 37. 38. 39. 40. 41. 42. 43. 44. 45. 46. 47. 48. 49. 50. And so on.

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3 men of different races walk into a bar. The bartender then proceeds to ask, "what would you 3 men like?"

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Yo momma's such a whore that she violates the sanctity of marriage by sleeping with men other than her husband.

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Have you seen Stevie Wonder's new house? Neither has he.

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A horse walks into a bar and asks the bartender "why the long face?" The bartender replies "this is the fourth time this week a horse walked into my bar and every time it happened i have to clean up a bunch of horse pooh!"

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A bear walks into a bar. Everyone evacuates as animal control safely asses the situation.

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Why was the black man unemployed? Because current socio-economic realities and systematic racial discrimination place him at a disadvantage in terms of education and employment. Indeed, it is statistically probable that he was raised below the poverty-line, greatly limiting his opportunities from a young age.

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Q: What did Batman say to Robin right before they got in the b\Batmobile? A: "Robin, get in the Batmobile."

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What do you call a man in front of three trains that have explosives tied to them and that are making amazingly loud noises? An idiot who obviously can't identify danger and probably had a childhood injury that cause his life to be ruined forever most likely cause by an evil uncle.

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A blonde, a brunette, and a redhead are in a terrible ship crash that leaves them stranded on a desert island. All of their survival supplies sank with the boat so they don't last very long.

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there was a rich kid strolling in the woods.he saw a bear, HE DIED

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A man walks into a bar. The bartender asks what he'd like to drink. The man pulls out his gun, shoots the surprised bartender, and proceeds to execute all the patrons of the bar and finally commit suicide. A post-mortem identification of the man identifies him as a victim of childhood sexual abuse and a diagnosed schizophrenic. There is a nice funeral for all the victims and the media respectfully minimizes exposure of the event.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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