- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the cannibal eat for breakfast? Waffles.

DUH DUH DUH DRAMATIC HAMSTER

A Jew walks into a wall with a boner. He breaks his nose.

Urban ghettos

Q:How do you kill a blonde? A:The same way you kill everyone else.

What do you can a stinky mexican? Whatevet his name may be. Possibly Jose

What do you call putting a toad in the microwave? Animal cruelty.

Chose to describe yourself: Green thumb: Tall wealthy, good looking, intelligent man with a model wife, a ferrari expensivo, a hotel just for yourself. Red thumb: A below average piece of shit? Green thumb? Dont lie to me you piece of sh*t!

Why was the plumber sad? Because his family died in a car crash

How do you make a dog say meow? Freeze it and put it through a woodchipper. (MEROWRRRR)

Whats green? Mountain Dew.

What do you call a person with an eye patch, no arms, and a mohawk? A person with an eye patch, no arms, and a mohawk.

Whats better than throwing a baby off a building? Catching it with a pitchfork.

Knock Knock. Who's there? Knock Knock. Knock Knock Who? Knock Knock (:

What do you call a black man sitting on a porch? Relaxed.

What was Mozart's favorite vegetable? Aspara-gus.

How many owls can you fit in a bath tub?

Why did the train stop? - It was surrounded by elephants

What was so funny about my sister getting raped? Nothing, there's never anything funny about someone getting raped, especially when it is a close friend or family member

Why didn't the white kid go to school? Because it was Martin Luther King day.

whats funnier than womens rights? ottos weight

What do you get when you cross Dracula and a snowman. Probably a little startled from the man's Dracula costume and a little chilly because the weather is cold enough to support a snowman.

why did the boy fall over? because he was hit by a fridge that fell out of the tree.

Ditto, the Slut Pokemon. Ditto is a bisexual f@ggot who will f*ck any Pokemon that moves.

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