Man :A homo-sexual panda walks into a gay bar. Homo-sexual Panda : Wait...wait I'm gonna stop you right there. I will not take part in this odd joke, so just ummmmmm ya. And another thing, my species is extremely offended by your inferior remarks. Why can't homosexual panda just have piece?

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What's red, white and blue? You're mother on her period after she had sex. I don't know where the blue came from.

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Why was the 13 year old drug addict crying? Because somebody shot him in the foot

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Why is it OK to make fun of a deaf person? Because they can't hear.

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Your mommas so dumb she had to climb a glass wall to see what was on the other side! But the glass was slippy so she never saw what was on the other side.

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This is not a joke.

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knock knock whos there? jew jew who ? jew son o a b**** ? (aimed at ight wing racist jews)

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Roses are red, and violets are freakin violet. Not blue.

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Q: What's orange, hairy, and covered with gasoline? A: Definitely not a chair.

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Q:What do you find in the middle of a pile of dead babies? A:Another dead baby!

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What's cooler than being cool? An object at absolute zero

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What goes in dry and comes out wet Gum

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if you fall, I'll be there. -floor

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Whats worse than death? Getting expelled from Hogwarts

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Why did the girl with a striped ball fall over? She was a victim of a drive-by shooting.

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A white man applies for a job two weeks later he finds out he lost the job to a hardworking Mexican who went to college and payed his debts

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What's similar between a black man and jelly babies? Nothing

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Barack Obama.

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hey I just met you, and this is crazy. I have alzheimers. Hey i just met you.

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Why couldn't Billy see the show? Because Billy is blind.

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Roses are red Violets are blue These are facts that many people know

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Yo momma so fat, when she walks she wakes the dead -Ryan Vallee

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How long can penguins hold their breath underwater? Long enough for you to eat a baby and then cover for it.

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How do you kill a blonde? The blonde you were planning on killing, Sarah, arrives home from a rather tiring run. She lets her hair down from her ponytail, and even though she is a little sweaty At the moment, you realize what a beautiful woman she really is. You decide to ask her to marry You, and after she says yes, you two make passionate love in the front seat Of your 2011 Cadillac Escalade.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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