- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why can't hank swim? Hank is a rock.

A small child walks past a man on the street: Fortunately, as the man hates children he is perfect height to let a massive fart rip in his face on the way past. His mum looks disgusted. They carry on with their day.

There once was a man from Nantucket. He was among thousands of men who were also from Nantucket.

ure mama's so fat

Why couldn't the kitten drink its milk? Because his face was stapled to the wall.

Q. Why did the chicken cross the road? A. Who the hell knows..?

Why did the retarded man fail his math test? He didn't study.

what did the British horse say to the man who owned him? nothing all he sad was neigh.

A man walked into a bar. He was only 19, but technically a man. Underage drinking is not O.K.

Why is the ground wet It rained

What did the black man do when he walked into the bar? He went up the bartender and bought a beer.

Your mom is so fat..., that she died of a heart attack at an early age and everyone mourned her greatl

Q. What did the barber say to the Italian kid? A. Do you want your hair cut or should I just change the oil.?

A man walks into a bar He's an alcoholic and it's ruining his family

Ask me if I'm a tree. Are you a tree? No.

Why did Julia fall of the swings? She had no arms. Knock knock? Who's there? Not Julia.

whts worse than finding a worm in your apple? butt sex with the devil

What falls down but never gets hurt? A professional stuntman wearing protective gear.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Who let out the chicken?

Two polar bears are sitting in a bathtub. The first polar bear says, "Pass the soap." The second polar bear replies, "No soap, radio." OMG YOU DON'T GET IT?!?!?!?! NOOB

roses are red, violets are blue, Hitler killed 6.6 million jews.

Why did Jimmy fall over? Jimmy was hit by a bus.

What does a chicken get for Christmas? A trip to the processing plant.

What did the robot say to the child? Nothing, the robot malfunctioned and strangled the child.

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