Salt is brown, Pepper is white, my kitchen is in a mess.

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A man noticed that the sun was coming in brightly through his window. He was trying to take a nap and didnt appreciate the sunlight. He closed the blinds.

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A man walks into a bar, the bartender asks "why the long face?" he replies: "I was walking with my wife and was mauled by a bear"

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A doctor walks out of the delivery room, he then relieves a nervous father, telling him that his new baby girl has just been born with great health. The father sighs in relief as happiness overwhelms him. With such great news, the doctor chuckles and continues on with more information. Your wife died during the delivery.

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How did the blonde die drinking milk? She was severely lactose intolerant.

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What do you get when you throw a piano down a mine shaft? A flat minor.

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Your mom is so old, I am surprised she can still own a house and function on her own.

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Boy:U a dime Girl: she said ur a quarter Boy:-_- dumb B***h

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Your mom is so ugly that you should buy her a paper bag to cover her face because she is just so very unattractive that it burns mine and everyone else's eyes.

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Koolaid is red, Poweraid is blue, Gatorade is yellow, My urine is brown... looks like i have a bladder infection.

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What did the female lady person say to the baby? Get Some.

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What did the red bag have written on it? Yellow bag

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What do you call a black person born in America? American.

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What's grey and can't swim? A castle.

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Man goes to the doctors, says doctor, im depressed. ive tried everything but i just cant see the bright side of life anymore, it seems empty to me, like theres no point in existing. The doctor certifies the man as clinically depressed and alerts the relevant authorities.

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Why was the boy mentally retarded? Because his mother was a tree

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Amanda Knox walks home free.

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Q: What's worse than biting into an apple and finding a worm? A: Being caught by the store manager, arrested, convicted, and thrown into jail for petty theft and then getting ass-raped for the next 3 months all because you wanted to check an apple without paying for it.

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What's green and red? A frog in a blender

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Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a loaf of bread.

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why did the boy laugh? cause he was reading this joke!

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cops:knock- knock person: who's there? cops: the cops person: the cops who cops: we found the body #Casey Anthony

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what did the monitor say to the boy? Im a Monitor

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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