Why do beavers have flat tails? They don't know but their relatives certainly get upset

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You're rowing a canoe upstream and a wheel falls off, how many pancakes can you fit in a dog house? None because icecream doesn't have bones.

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Ehh

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When life gives you lemons, Life isn't actually a person so saying that would be irrelevant

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Ian: Your Mama's so dumb, she tried to commit suicide off a sidewalk. Dan: Yea, and when that didn't work she hanged herself.

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Q: What's green, red, and covered in cookie crumbs? A: A dead girl scout.

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Q:Why do you never run over black guy on a bicycle A: Because that is not a very nice thing to do

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How many dueche bags does it take to change a light bulb? 0 They're two complete unrelated things

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Roses are Red, Violets are Blue I have ADD Check out this flashlight!

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Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a screaming goat

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Schrodinger's cat walks into a bar. And doesn't.

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How Do You Solve A Impossible Math Question? You Dont. cause its impossible.

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Why did Sara fall off the swing? Sara had no arms! Knock knock? Who's there? Not Sara!

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A horse walks into a bar and Shits John Taffer is Pissed

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Your gay

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Justin Beiber walks into a bar. The bartender does not serve him because he is not the legal drinking age yet.

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why was sally the best at hid and go seek they couldn't find her body

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Mike lost his arms in a car accident. Knock knock Who's there? Not Mike.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? He didn't, a car ran him over.

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Got in a Taxi and the driver said "You'll never guess who i had in the back of my cab the other day". I said "It's probably pointless me trying to guess then ".

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A horse walks into a bar. The bartender asks "why the long face?" The horse does not answer because he is a horse, and neither speaks nor understands the english language. He looks around, and is confused by his surrondings. He gallops out of the bar, knocking over a few tables.

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Two men were standing on the 34th floor of a 65 floor building. They were trapped in a office with one window. here is their conversation: guy1: oh no what should we do??? guy2: I don't know!! this is awful!!! guy1: I have children and a loving wife!!! guy2 walks to the window sill and leans over. guy1: what are you doing? there is more to life we can get through this!! guy 2 jumps out the window guy 1 runs to the window sticks his head out and yells "MAKE MINE CHOCOLATE!!!"

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Barman: Why the long face? Horse: To support my twelve molars and twelve premolars which help me chew grass so I can swallow it properly.

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What does a lonely man do on opposite day? I don't know. Why should we know what he does, that is both weird and illegal. Stalking is a serious crime and should not be used. We do not know what he does on normal days, thus we cannot come to a conclusion to this question. However, I do hypothesize that he must be social on this day because this is the opposite of lonely.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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