- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How does a woman scare a gynecologist? By pulling human entrails out of her purse when he asks her to provide insurance.

what did the monitor say to the boy? Im a Monitor

A man walks into a bar. He gets drunk, goes home, and beats his wife and kids.

What's green and red? A frog in a blender

Amanda Knox walks home free.

Why did Alec cross the road? He didn't, he was hit by an axe.

Microwave

What did the piano say to the guitar? "G, it's not A nice day. B careful, Dee." What did the guitar say to the piano? "F you!" What did the piano reply? "Eek! C you later!"

Why was the man burying his child? because in france, fishing is only allowed 3 times a day

Q: What's worse than biting into an apple and finding a worm? A: Being caught by the store manager, arrested, convicted, and thrown into jail for petty theft and then getting ass-raped for the next 3 months all because you wanted to check an apple without paying for it.

What did the red bag have written on it? Yellow bag

ill take a bullet for you... on call of duty... nahhh that ruins my kd

Why did the catholic preist take all the little boys out in the woods? They were going on a camping trip.

A white kid, a black kid, and an Asian kid all try out for the basketball team. Which one makes the team? All of them, because they are all very good.

Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a loaf of bread.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Penis.

TWO PADDIES PASS A PUB

What's small, white, and it killed Bruce Lee? Aspirin.

What did one penguin-necrophiliac say to another penguin-necrophiliac? Nothing. Penguins cant talk.

What is funnier than Miley Cirus getting a Record Album? Justin Bieber's voice.

what did the apple say to the orange, nothing fruits can't talk

Person 1: want to hear a joke? person 2: yes.

Gay republicans

A man buys cocaine from a shady dealer in an alley. He then goes home and experiments with it and other chemicals, and later on invents Coca Cola

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