- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why was the guy stupid? 'Cause he was!

Periods are red, waffles are blue, some poems rhym, this one doesn't.

Why did Billy kill Joey? Joey had sex with Billy's wife... and Billy wanted revenge.

Roses are red Violets are blue I have ADD Hey look, a squirrel!!

What do you get when a black man crosses a white man on the street? A black man and a white man on the street..

Sonny Bono walked into a bar. No, wait, he crashed into a tree.

Two muffins are sitting in a oven, The other muffin says to the other muffin nothing, Because muffins are unable of human conversation.

Whats worse than one dead Baby in ten trash cans Getting raped by kobe

What is worse than losing your phone charger... Being viciously raped by a group of angry vegans feminist mad at you for eating a burger, while walking out of Hooters.

Nero, I can barely stay awake, can we chat more later today though? I would really enjoy that, and sleep before that.

Two penguins in a bath tub, one says "Pass me the soap" and the other one says "What do you think I am, a radio!"

Have you ever tripped over a leaf? No. Neither have I.

roses are red violets are blue maskrosor are gula

Why was the baby crying? Because he was tied to a railroad track. How did the baby die? He had a bomb strapped to him. How did the bomb explode? It got ran over by a train.

What has red dots and is yellow all over A poisonous frog

1.Why were the black men asked to leave the bar? Because it was a womens bar. 2.Why did the 40 year old get an erection? Because he was excited.

What's the difference between you and a bucket full of shit? The bucket...

What do you do when life gives you lemons? Kindly reject the offer and give it back to life.

"Ask me if I'm a tea pot" "Are you a tea pot?" "No" Try this on your friends

Mr. Krabs lives in bikini bottom (pinch pinch)

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he was curious about something that had diverted his attention.

Why did the man cross the road? Because he was applying for a job that's building was located on the other side of the street.

I am green. You are blue. Jokes are infinite. This is too.

The Below statement is an antijoke. The Above statement is a joke.

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