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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why was Samuel L. Jackson so tired of those motherfing snakes on that motherfing plane? Because if snakes are loose on a plane, they might bite you.

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What's grey and can't swim? A castle.

A man was struck by lightning. What did you think he got super powers or something? No. He died a horrible death

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why did the boy laugh? cause he was reading this joke!

How did little Tommy die? i pushed him into the deep end of the pool

Why was the boy mentally retarded? Because his mother was a tree

Roses are red Violets are too I am color blind How about you

What happened to the vegetarian when he tried outdoor survival He died due to lack of energy because of his refusal to eat meat and or any living substance

What's sadder then a dead puppy? 2 dead puppies.

A man goes to the doctor and says, "Doctor, it hurts when i poke my leg like this!" The doctor says,"Mm yes, it seems you have taken an arrow to the knee. You'll never walk again."

Q. Why did the woman cross the road? A. She didn't. She's still in the kitchen because I beat her if she's not cooking or cleaning.

What happened to the old lady with a hat? She fell down

Q. There were 2 Mexicans in a car, who was driving it? A. The police officer.

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What did the boy say to his friend? nothing, they were both deaf

Man goes to the doctors, says doctor, im depressed. ive tried everything but i just cant see the bright side of life anymore, it seems empty to me, like theres no point in existing. The doctor certifies the man as clinically depressed and alerts the relevant authorities.

So you're floating down a river on a two story canoe. How many blondes does it take to screw in a light bulb? Four because snakes don't have legs.

What did the mute say to the deaf man? Nothing becasue a mute is a person who cannot speak and a deaf man ould not hear the jumbled mumblings anyway.

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What do you call a black person born in America? American.

A man crawled up to a water fountain but fell because he had no legs

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Why was Samuel L. Jackson so tired of those motherf***ing snakes on that motherf***ing plane? Because if snakes are loose on a plane, they might bite you.