What do you call a black man driving a fire truck? A firefighter you racist.

There once was a man from Madrass Whose balls were made out of brass This was incredibly uncomfortable and embarrassing for him. It also affected his sexual potency and rendered him infertile, Which drastically affected his ability to enter and sustain relationships with women.

How did the boy fall off the swing? He got hit by a fridge

Q. Why did the chicken cross the road? A. Does it really matter?

Knock knock Who's there Your Mother Come in

if u ever get arrested by cop, just tell the cop this: "No no officer, you got it all wrong. It was only a game. It's called RAPE."

why was the boy sad He was just abused by his parents and had aids

Things i like to do when im bored; chase after ostriches take major dumps masturbate give myself major erections EJ

roses are red grass is green your little ugly a*s makes me wanna scream

Why was the man so fat? Because he is in a wheel chair and can't exercise.

How do you make someone laugh? Tell them this joke.

A man walks into a bar. He says ouch.

whats worse then finding a worn in your apple the holocaust whats worse then the holocaust two worms in your apple

Why is the chicken afraid of the tiger? Chickens are inferrior to tigers and could easily be eaten.

Yo mama so dumb she got hit by a bus and didn't know! The funeral was touching and sad. Everyone cried. 2 weeks later..........Johnson ended his own life.......

Q: Why didn't Dwight D. Eisenhower play with the silly putty? A: Because he's dead.

What did the boy in the wheelchair get for Christmas? A bicycle.

In space, no one can hear you scream. Which means Xenomorphs are deaf.

Safety in numbers? Try telling that too six million Jews.

What did Larry do when little Billys baseball crashed through his window? He raped and murdered little Billy for Larry has raped and murdered many children.

whats the difference between ebola and a can of dead babies? i have ebola. this isnt funny at all.

Did you hear the one about Helen Keller? Neither did she.

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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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