how do you kill a blond? there are many ways but every one of them is illegal and could be criminally chargeable.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue. I hate you so suck on poo.

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What did the fat confused man say? I am confused.

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What's the difference between a black guy and a white guy? Thousands of years of different evolutionary tracks resulting from different climates and available food sources.

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What do you call someone who thinks they're funny but in reality isn't? Adam chapali Knock knock Who's there? NOT adam chapali

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, I have Alzheimer's, Roses are red.

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Why did the monk shave his head? So he's more aerodynamic.

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why did everyone laugh at the kid in the wheel chair as he entered the room? he was poor

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joe: guess what. Bob: what. Joe: nothing I just wanted to talk

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Wats blue and always in the sky?? Cheese! Except cheese is not blue and it is not always in the sky... By Rachael Mcmullan

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Rawan what are you looking at, stop reading this

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Why did Shakespeare die? It's called life.

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I went out back to bury my hoe.. with a hoe..

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A man walks into a library looking for books on poor punchlines. The Librarian directs him to the appropriate section.

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What did the boy eat for lunch? - His mother.

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What's the sexiest thing on a farm? It depends on what you find sexy, and your personal perception of a farm.

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Q: What's worse than finding a fly in your soup? A: Getting your face smashed with a hammer.

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Knock Knock. Who's there? Come in! Come in who? I'm just com in' inside.

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What is the street value of Amy Winehouse's ashes? Nothing. They are ashes, not drugs.

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knock knock who's there greg greg who greg is crying because his grandma dementia made her forgot all about him

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A man goes to the pound to adopt a dog and sees a very shaggy dog and says "WOW! Thats a shaggy dog I'll take it!" So the man takes home his new dog and decides to enter the dog in the towns anual shaggy dog contest. and wins. After winning the town shaggy dog contest he moves up to the county shaggy dog contest. theres no competition. Now the man and his dog enter into the state shaggy dog contest, the states shaggiest dogs are all competing. the man wins. Finally the man and his dog are in the prestigious national shaggy dog contest. The judge walks up to the man and says "your dog isn't very shaggy"

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Did you hear the one about Helen Keller? Neither did she.

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Roses are grey Violets are grey I am a dog.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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