- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Have you ever seen Stevie Wonder's wife? Neither has he.

Why Didn't jeff go to school yesterday? He was dead.

Last night I had a lovely chicken burger I had no mayo left so had to make do with coleslaw but enjoyed it anyway.

How do you survive the zombie apocolypse? You avoid dieing or being mutated in the living dead.

What is worst then 9/11? What? Tiger woods

How come Helen Keller never played professional baseball? Because she was a woman

Q. What did the chicken say to the buffalo? A. Nothing, this is an improbable predicament.

Did u think that last joke was funny? Well this one isnt

my wifes star sign is cancer, kinda ironic how she died really..... she got eaten by a giant crab.

A black man walks into a bar. The bartender says, "We don't serve you kind here." The black man says, "Is it because I'm black?" The bartender replies, "Yes."

What's worse than losing the remote? A steamroller going backwards on the highway.

Why are black people so good at basketball? Hard work and dedication.

Two fish are swimming and hit a concrete wall...dam

wife: why are women's feet smaller husband: so they can stand closer to the kitchen sink

Joey: hey bobby who you talking to? Bobby: oh yeah I forgot to tell you your mom died.

John: I just ran over a cat... Just kidding! It was your mum.

What do you call a kid with an eye-patch and a speech impediment? Names.

why did the boy get hit by a bus because he dropped his ice cream

Why did the boy fall off his bike? Because someone threw a fridge at him

why did the man slip on the knife? he wanted to commit suicide

An anti-Semite, a Jew and an American walked into the bar. The barman said: "Hi, Sara".

Why did the man feel like he was flying? Because he had just committed suicide by jumping off of a tall building.

A man named Jake walks into a bar. The bartender says hi jake... The End

why was 6 afraid of 7? because seven is a murdering sociopath

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