Roses are red, Violets are blue, You know what? SCREW YOU!

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Q:Why did the black man fall down? A: he got hit in the face by a refrigerator

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A Blonde Goes On "Who Wants To Be A Millionaire"

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why can't dead peaple have sex? because they're dead.

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Hush, little baby, don't say a word, Mama's going to buy you a mockingbird. If that mockingbird won't sing, Mama's going to buy you a another mockingbird.

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Why does Magic Johnson have to use extra-large condoms? Because he's got a giant dick and HIV.

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What do you call 5 black people being killed in a car crash? A terrible incident

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how do you crash a party? You dont because that would be rude.

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bite me

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What time is it in China right now? I have no idea, it would depend on when you are reading this. Perhaps you should look at a world clock, watch, or some other sort of time-telling device rather than humorous website. Its purpose is not to tell time. However, there are many other places for this. Good luck surfing the web, friend. I have aided you the best that I can. I only hope that you will find what you are looking for.

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What's worse than having a spiked club shoved up your butthole? Not much.

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Roses are red, Violets aren't. This doesn't make sense. Potatoes and brown.

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Whats worse than biting into an apple and finding half a worm? Biting into another apple and finding the other half

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Roses are Red And sometimes yellow My mother is mellow I have terminal cancer. I also fisted my grandpa's anus last night

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whats green and lives in the water

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If Justin Bieber and Rebecca Black had a baby, would it be a boy or a girl? It's a fifty-fifty shot.

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What is a black person's favorite color? There are many different colors and it would be unrealistic to believe that all the people of a single race would choose the same one as their favorite.

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How many cops does it take to change a light bulb? None they would just beat the room for being black.

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What's the cure of cancer? Death.

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Roses are Red, Violets are Blue, I killed your family, and now i'm coming after you.

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If at first you dont succeed..... your not chuck norriss

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Q: What's red and bad for your teeth A: A brick

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What's the difference between a ghost and a dolphin? A ghost isn't a dolphin.

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding a worm in your BANANA.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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