- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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why did Kanye interrupt Taylor Swift at the VMA's? because he had a little too much scotch before the ceremony

Did you hear the one about the koala bear that fell out of the tree? Yeah it died.

Why did i write an antijoke? Because i can't write real jokes.

Q: Why do Asian children tend to be smarter than other children A: They have longer school years

A good way to remember which one is Beavis and which one is Butthead is to remember the acronym "Baby Blues." B in baby stands for Beavis, and b in blues stands for Butthead. You're welcome.

The funniest thing happened the other day, it was like one went like this, and the other went like that, and then everyone laughed... ...Oh, its one of those where you would have had to be there to see how funny it was.

What did the horse say to the other horse? neh

What's better than a stick? A stone

What's black, white, and can't turn around in a phone booth? A nun with a javelin through her chest.

What do you get when you cross a joke with a rhetorical question?

Why did it take Da Vinci so long to paint the Sistine Chapel? Because it was painted by Michelangelo.

What's the difference between a black person and cancer? If you don't know already, you should really question your countries education system and your parents upbringing.

Q: what did Timmy get for his 8th birthday A: killed MR

Do you know what one golf ball said to the other? Nothing they are lifeless objects

A duck walks into a bar. The bartender asks " What'll You Have" The duck doesn't respond because it's a duck.

roses are red violets are blue i take pleasure in the simple things in life as i have nothing else left to live for

How many teachers would it take to find their way out of a maze? Depends on their area of speciality. If the teacher(s) are mathematicians or logicians, probably one or two at most. If they are home economics teachers, possibly more.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, We've just had sex, Now you have aids too....

Why did Jimmy fall off the swing? He had no arms. Knock knock. Who's there? Certainly not Jimmy.

Why did the boy cry? Because he was a crybaby

Why did little polly fall off her her roof? Because she saw a ice-cream van

Why is it bad luck for a black cat to cross your path? I'll tell you in Heaven

What do you call a clown with no sense of humor? Unemployed.

What's worse than a baby on a pitchfork? Two babies on a pitchfork.

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