- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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how do u make a plummer cry? Kill his children.... :)

What did one lawyer say to the other lawyer? A= Were both lawyers! What happens every sixty seconds in the us? A= a minute passes!

Where does a jew with ADD go ? A concentration camp

i did a 360 noscope, then i jizzed. from dylan

Holy sh** a talking muffin!!!

why did I fall off a tree? cause i wanna to

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Two giant paint bubbles!

A young man walks into a bar. A complicated chain of events leads to him marrying the owner's second cousin's half-niece-in-law.

A Chinese man... pulling another Chinese man in one of those carts behind him.

What did the black kid get for christmas? Nothing, he doesn't celebrate christmas

whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? having your titties super glued to a triceritops' as cheeks while the triceritops has chronic diahrea

Why did the Jew cross the road? Cause the Nazi told him to

Justin Bieber walked into a strip club. Selena Gomez wasn't there.

I walked into the cactus store. The clerk there was being mean so I called him a "prick". ...........

What did the chicken say when it layed the square egg? Ouch.

I wish you were never born. Me too. Then I wouldn't have been raped today.

How many electricians with a suitable ladder does it take to change a bulb? If the bulb fitting is now obsolete it may not be possible.

You should put some sand in your vagina to make the crabs feel more at home.

what can you blow up and sleep with at night? An air mattress

Your so stupid that when during your baseball game your third base coach told you to run home, you did. The next day, you failed your test.

what did the pumpkin muffin say to the blueberry muffin? nothing, because muffins can't talk.

Old, Asian, Woman who drive

What's worse than a burglar breaking into your house in the middle of the night? A rapist breaking into your house in the middle of the night.

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