What is similar between the Holocaust and soccer? They both suck.

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There are two kids playing basketball outside one kid shoots and makes it. The other youngster exclaims "nice shot!" because the other boy put the ball in the hoop from a very long distance.

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What was Joe's old name? Joe, I lied about the old part.

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A duck, a goose, a turkey and a bald eagle were all flying together. All four of them were shot and killed by drunk hunters with machine guns. The hunters were promptly arrested by police authorities for shooting their national symbol. They were found guilty, and the other three birds were cooked for their last meals.

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A monk went to a bar. He soon came out because he realized he didn't have cash because he left his wallet in his other robe.

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So this chat, the talk on the phone was all a ruse?

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What happens when a plane with 2500 people on board crashes? There were only 165 seats.

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So, there's a man and a bar. He gets a hacksaw.

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Why did the car crash? Because the driver was blind

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Roses are blu Violets are red Im colored blind

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What's the only thing better than winning a gold medal in the special olympics? Not being retarded.

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What are crabs with out the crabs Nothing hahahahaha

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YOU-why did the airplane crash? (person): why? YOU-Because jimmy was flying it. (person): Who is jimmy? YOU- a fish.

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How did the black man get a nice car? He spent 8 years of his life getting a doctorate so he could be hired at a job that will pay for his desired vehicle.

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Q: Have you ever seen Ray Charles wife? A: Nethier has he.

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why dont black people celebrate thanksgiving? kfc is closed on holidays

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What do you get when you combine lemons, sugar and water? Lemons, sugar, and water

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Why did the mexican cross the street? Because the next lawn to mow was in a different neighborhood

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What did the Dildo say to the banana? Nothing, unless you're high on acid.

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what’s worse than 12 dead babies in one trash can? one dead baby in 12 trash cans

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My friend on xbox told me about this cool clan. I went to join but I didn't like to wear the white robes

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A wanted man walks into a bar. The police come and take him to jail.

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What's the difference between communism and race mixing? Zey come for our blood, but drown in zeir ovn!!!!!

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yo mama's so fat, yo mama's so ugly; your mothers breasts sag with such severity that the late great surrealist artist Salvador Dali mistook them for clocks

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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