Why didn't the mexican have a job? because he was working on his masters degree

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A man is walking down the street and sees a women sat on the pavement crying, he walks over to her and asks "what's wrong?" to which the women replies "it doesn't matter" the women then walks away as she did not want to share private information with a stranger.

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Did you hear about the kidnapping in New York? He woke up.

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why did the man have an axe in his car he kills children with it

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You thought i'd be telling you a joke. Turns out im not.. !! haha

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what is the coolest thing in the world? hashtag swagbag yolo

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a kid says, "where are you from?" other kid says "my mom"

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Godilla walks into a bar. There were no survivors.

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Boy: what to hear a joke? girl: sure. Boy: woman rights.

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Why did the virgin masturbate until his hand was raw? He didn't have lotion.

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Why did the blonde stare at the juice carton? Because a man was pointing a shotgun at her and would kill her if she didn't do it.

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what did the jew get for Christmas? cancer. and aids

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why do people put their pants on in the morning? because their not nudists.

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So, you got to take medications daily or die? Are you in pain my dear?

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Knock Knock The guy opens the door

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what do you call a guy with no arms or legs and wearing red and white in the ocean? a dead person and someone needs to call the cops cause thats terrible.

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Why a man without hands and without legs want to stay in a barrel? He actually doesn't, but is unable to get out of it.

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Guess what? You guessed it.

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A girl walked into a bar and sat next to a man. She asked what he was drinking. He said something that makes you fly. She didn't believe him. He then went up to the roof, jumped off and walked back in the front door. She got the drink then tried to jump off the roof, and died on impact. The bartender said to the man "You're a real asshole when you're drunk superman."

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What's worse than seven babies in a trashcan? Not much.

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I like my wine like I like my women. Not at all.

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Roses are brown, Violets are brown, Tulips are brown, I need to stop working on my flower garden after fisting a cows butthole.

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Why was the boy sad The boy wanted a puppy for his Birthday So his parents got him a Toy dog Later that year he was found dead with the Toy Dog shoved down his mouth gagging him.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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