And you honored it I see :P

Yo momma so ugly, she couldn't fulfill her dream of being a model.

Why did Jack like oranges? - Penis

What do you call a black man that nicks your car? All we can say is that he is called the Nig

a mexican guy, a jewish guy, and a priest jump off a plane they landed safely and had a great day

You might be a redneck if you hate your father and you live in a trailer

What did the rabbit buy the Jewish duck for Hanukkah? Nothing, animals don't celebrate holidays.

What would Jesus say if he was alive today? “Nehwê tzevjânach aikâna d'bwaschmâja af b'arha.”

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I'm colorblind.

how many jews does it take to screw in a lightbulb? one................ standing on a pile of dead babies.

What did the college student do during her Spring Break in Mexico? We're not sure, she never came back.

What did one Dentist say to the other? You are fat.

What did the boy say before he died? I'm dying.

What do you call a fish with no eyes? A fsh

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it had Alzheimers and forgot that he lived on the other side of the street.

When life throws knives at you, run away.

Why did andy fall down Because his friend pushed him over

how do u talk to a person you like go up and talk to them

What's worse than finding a knife in your car? Finding a car in your knife.

rawrrrrrrrrrrr

A circus clown climbs to the top of a five-storey ladder and dives into a foot-deep pool of water below. His neck is broken on impact. RIP Chuckles.

what is the ??? crust^2 + Cool Whip

What is long, hard, and full of seamen? a school bus, if you consider children to be seamen

Why can't Larry drive? Because he doesn't have his license, and his temps expired!

Anti Joke

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