One day, I was talking to a lamp on the phone, when I realized I had called the wrong lamp.

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How do you get a black guy to stop hanging around in your front yard? Hang him in the back yard.

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What's the best thing about the Pixies? Their music.

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roses are red violet are blue what are you gonna do when chuck norris find you

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John's life hasn't been the same since committing suicide 13 years ago.

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Why did the man get a DUI? Because he was driving under the influence.

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What do you get when you throw a bagel at a chicken? One less bagel.

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A man was late for work, he came to a stop for his third red light. He stopped and waited for the red light to turn green then continued on his way to work.

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Why so serious ?

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Why was there a red chicken? He tried crossing the road.

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What's a lil plus a lot A little more then a lot

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Q: What is scarier than the boogie man? A: Herpes

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Whats worst than being raped by a black guy? Being raped by two black guys? You racist i'm calling the police.

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How many babies does it take to change a light bulb? None. Babies shouldn't be changing light bulbs.

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why didnt the black guy die on the bus fire? The fire was in the front of the bus!

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What is worse than waking up by your alarm clock on the weekend? 9/11

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There were three elephants in a bathtub. One said, "Pass me the soap." The other one said, "What do you think I am? A Radio???"

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What do you call a woman who can't walk? A paraplegic.

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How do you make a baby fit in a bottle? Blender.

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Q-Why did the man fall out of the behemoth A- he had no legs

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whats worse than a worm in your apple? the Holocaust

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What is the difference between tea pot and shinkansen? shinkansen is very quick train and tea pot is traditional piece of dishes..

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Joe:Hi Steve how was your day? Steve:Fine why do you ask? Joe:Because I am gay. Steve:Well if you are so happy tell your sister.

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knock knock whos there make up make up who hahahaha you said make a poo

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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