What do you call a dog with no legs? Doesn't matter what you call it, they aren't going to come.

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What's the difference between a Ferrari and a dead baby? I don't have a Ferrari in my garage.

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How many licks does it take to get to the center of a tootsie pop? A lot.

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Why did the cupcake walk into the bar? It can't it's a cupcake

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9 tottenham fans walk into a french bar 2 minutes later French fans attack them saying this is for making our history lessons boring 1 shouts ohh the holocaust French fans ash him even more 5 say there call the jew squard next minute there getting attacked by a bunch of kids and lying that there were 30 neo Nazi men.

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A American seeking into mexico

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How many Stephen Hawkings does it take to screw in a lightbulb? He can't.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Who cares?

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A bear comes across some people on a camping trip. But he then promptly leaves, because bears aren't inherently aggressive unless caring for their young or if they are provoked.

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Q: What did the hooker say to the priest? A: That was a wonderful sermon. I look forward to next Sunday's church service.

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What's green and gets you high? Marijuana.

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Anybody else hate when people mispell words in jokes It ruins the joke Most them prob some scumbags Probs to Jeffrey K April 12, 2013 1:55 PM

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What do you call a Black guy who flies planes? A pilot

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Why was the man alone? Because he was tied to a tree.

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What did all of the blind children sing on the bus ride? Nothing because they drove off a cliff

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How do you make money? Kill babies and sell them.

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What did the mentally disabled child say to the snowman? Mnnghhhmuhmuhhu ooh ooh ooh!

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What's funny about anti-humor? Nothing.

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what is funnier than a apple? a talking apple

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1 black guy jumped off a cliff at the same time as a white guy, who fell first? The one who weighed the most.

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Knock Knock, Who's there? Duck, Duck who? Duck Sandwich

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There was a blonde driving a car but she was late to a meeting so she started speeding but then a police officer pulls her over. The officer asked the blonde "Do you know how fast you were going?" to which the blonde responded "Yes, I am late to a meeting" so the police gives a ticket for speeding and she ends up going late to her meeting.

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Mooses

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Why is 16 scared of 17? Because 17, 18, 19 *crickets*

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