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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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why did Timmy fall off the the slide? he was hit by a plane why was Jimmy laughing? he watched Timmy get hit by the plane

What did the rabbit say to the man nothing animals cant talk

why does the gay guy like anal-sex? because he's gay.

my grandpa told me "dont let fear rule your life" 2 hours later he got hit by a train.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side

have you seen stevie wonder's harmonica? neither has he.

What did Helen Keller name her dog? jhdfsuigtreyuiertfguiryhg

What's the diffence between a pieace of fried chicken and a Jew? A Jew wouldnt scream in a fryer.

You can pick your friends you can pick your nose but you cant pick your friends nose.

What's blck and blue and doesn't like sex? The ten year old in my car.

What do you say to a man with no legs at a bus stop.. How you getting on.

What time is it? If I hadn't poked your eyes out, you might know.

What's black an blue and doesn't like sex? The 8year old in my trunk.

roses are red, violets are blue, if ruddell was black, he would smell of poo.

What is white and can't climb trees? Toothpaste.

Q: Wgat do you call a black man's dead bodie? A: A corpse.

Intercom:ALERT! THERES AND EXTREIMEST IS THE SCHOOL! Little kid: Sir, can I borrow that towel on your head? BOOOOOOM!

An elephant walked into a bar. By bar I mean jungle. Elephants aren't capable of walking into a bar.

Jim: You wanna hear a funny joke? Tim: Sure Jim: Well, if you want a funny joke, this isn't the place to be.

There are stars in the sky when it's dark. You may have noticed I used a contraction in the previous sentence.

Your mother is so fat that she is considered morbidly obese. In fact, she should seriously consider a weight loss diet to reduce her risk of heart disease and diabetes.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Against city ordinates, an old woman was keeping chickens in her suburban back yard. One escaped, and there was no where else to go.

What do you call a person with an eye patch, no arms, and a mohawk? A person with an eye patch, no arms, and a mohawk.

What happens when you cut down a tree? It falls down.

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