What did the college student do during her Spring Break in Mexico? We're not sure, she never came back.

A circus clown climbs to the top of a five-storey ladder and dives into a foot-deep pool of water below. His neck is broken on impact. RIP Chuckles.

what is the ??? crust^2 + Cool Whip

What is long, hard, and full of seamen? a school bus, if you consider children to be seamen

A man sets his house on fire. His wife comes home, what did she ask? Why'd you set the house on fire?

Major League Soccer

What did the chipmunk say to the nut? I'm gonna eat you.

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 had a gun...

Q: Why do all Asians have small penises? A: They don't.

Why did the little boy grow up to be a homosexual man? He didn't find the female reproductive system sexually appealing

How does a black guy die? Unknown

Man walks into a bar, Has a few drinks and goes home.

some people say that i am gay they are right cause i like boys

Why was 2 afraid of three Because it bigger

Why couldn't the Asian man speak in chinese? He never learned chinese

the firefighter says to the other firefighter: hey firefighter, are we going to fight a fire?

What did the home-less man eat for dinner last night? Nothing.

Why did Jimmy go to a Barbershop for the first time? He needed a haircut, and the salon next to his house was closed because of financial problems

Why did the little boy with hepititess die? his mther drove him into the river!

Life gives you lemons you make lemonade. What do you do when life gives you melons... youre skrewed.

Hey babe, do you like water, because I have water.

"knock knock" "whos there?" "pizza delivery!"

I banged your mom so hard that she got a urinary tract infection.

Why did the virgin masturbate until his hand was raw? He didn't have lotion.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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