Q. What do you get when you mix eggs, mashed potatoes and salt? A. A pretty good batter for mashed potato pancakes.

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How did the black man burn down the house. He threw a flaming match through the window.

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stephen hawking walks into a bar...

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What happens when your dog is bad? A crying dog who has to sleep in the BACKYARD!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Stupid dog....

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What's the difference between a pizza and a baby? I don't stab pizza 47 times in the chest with a chainsaw.

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It's not ok to have intercourse with a woman who say's "No!" But what about "Let go of me!"?

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I've been reading these for the past hour and you guys are just out right terrible! -Sarah

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I have a little dog. She likes being tossed high into the air. I need a new little dog as the last one was caught by a gust carrying here over the sound-dividing highway wall and dropped into traffic.

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What gets louder as it gets smaller? A baby in a trash compactor.

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What"s pink and fluffy? Pink fluff.

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Two egyptian soccerclubs are playing, what's the score? Over 70 dead

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Two men and a woman go to lunch together at a restaurant in New York City. The first man says, "I'm glad that we're finally doing this." The second man says, "Yeah, me too." The woman concurs.

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People thought hitler said "I want to burn the jews" he really said "I want a glass of juice".

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Why can't Michael Jackson work at a boy scouts camp? Because he's dead.

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Q:Why is the WMBA so unsuccessful? A:Barely anyone watches it

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why did tiarnan not ride hi bike to school today? Tiarnans dead

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What do you tell your chicken when it is it's birthday. Nothing, because he wouldn't understand you.

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Women's Rights..

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 was a clown, and clowns are scary.

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Did you hear that the actress, Reese what's-her-name, got stabbed to death? Witherspoon? No, with a knife.

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A man walks into a bar . . . he is tired and thirsty after a long day at work.

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What did the woman say to her abusive husband? You're hurting me.

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What happens if you're caught strangling a purple leprechaun? You are taken to a mental institution because you have schizophrenia

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knock knock who's there? banana well that's an odd name. banana then began to break down in tears because his parents were constant drug abusers and gave him that name while they were high

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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