What worse than a baby nailed to a tree? One baby nailed to ten trees.

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What used to be red, but isn't anymore? A scalped ginger.

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roses are red, violets are red, ive been shot in the eye with a pelet gun, please ,please help

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YOU MEAN SHE ACTUALLY EVER LIKED ME? WOOOOAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHH! Anyway, tell her to contact me here, during the number of letters up there divided by a certain number you got over there, minus the letters here subtracted with the VEEEEEEERY same ammoooouuuuunt... Moral: God I need to invent a code system that makes me sound less like Jim Carrey on crack...

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What's orange and sounds like a parrot? An orange parrot

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What's the difference between Megan Fox and a dead baby? I'll eat Megan Fox before I fuck her.

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why was six afraid of seven? prison changes a person

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Knock Knock? Whos there? Not Madeleine McCann.

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Why do white people not eat crackers? Cause it's cannabalism.

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But I don't use all those things myself Nero, I do however teach people how to use it.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? He didn't. He was butchered on the farm for chicken fingers.

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A man walks into a bar

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What did the gay man receive for christmas? AIDS

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Thats so awesome, I was totally not not going to tell you and when I saw I did not not type it I totally did it anyways, but why did it last even though stuff timed out? I am like so wet.

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PPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEENNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNN cil you have such a dirty mind

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A chicken walked into the bar...

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What's green and eats rocks? A green rock eater What's purple and eats rocks? It hasn't been discovered by science yet...

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Why is it OK to make fun of a deaf person? Because they can't hear.

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What animal was two legs and bleeds a lot? half a dog

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A teacher at a school in America is writing on a chalk board. He asks the class what 50 - 20 is. The teacher begins to become impatient when noone put their hands up. This is because the school is an educational facility for asylumn seekers from Rwanda and all of their hands were cut off by a Warlord.

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Why did the man have a bad day? Well first of all, his wife left him, then his two kids both committed suicide, then a large falcon pecked at him genital area. After that he proceeded to be hit by a car, and soon after he was hit by a bus. Following this, his corpse was raped by a transvestite pig, and then finally his spirit got hit by a plane on its way up to heaven, knocking it to Hell.

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Q: What did the forgetful person say to the other? A:

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what do you call a Mexican driving a plane? a pilot you were probably to racist to work that out

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Why did all the boys come to my yard? Because of My milkshakes

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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