- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did it take the rabbit so long to enter the rabbithole? Because he was hit by a truck and lost a lot of blood.

What's the difference between a radio and a bowl of potato salad? If you put batteries on a radio you can turn it on and listen to some music. If you put batteries on a bowl of potato salad it's not gonna give you any music.

What do you call a fast black man with big muscles? A good source of minorities evolving.

God Nero, Marry me now! I removed the nose thingie but it wont stop.

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How do you get 100 Jews into a car? You can't. It's physically impossible.

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Q:What's the difference between a Boy scout and a Jew? A:Boy scouts come back from camp.

Why did Jay-Z rob a bank? Wait, nevermind. Jay-Z didn't rob a bank.

Three penguins sitting in a tub. The first penguin says to the third penguin, "Hey would you pass the soap?" The penguin in the middle says, "What do you think I am a typewriter?"

A Jew walks into a bar...He uses his coupon to get a free drink, then leaves.

What did the little boy get from his parents on Christmas? Nothing. His parents died 2 nights before in a tragic car crash.

Q: what is blue and has no legs A: A crippled boy painted blue

What did the duck say to the other duck? Something, But us humans don't speak there language to understand

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead. ;)

Why did the boy die of Cancer? Because I took some radioactive chemicals and hen I feel like it I beat him with it.

What do you call a black pilot? A pilot you racist bastard..

What is orange, has 7 legs, and makes the same noise as a crow? If you can think of something that fits all of those characteristics, you need help

Q:What is usually pink, brown or black, usually big and comes out smaller, which goes in and out of your mothers mouth? A: Could be lots of things really... Moral: But we all know what you imagined you sick bastard!

3 brothers Mohammed, Ahmed and Saahad were on the 09:25 flight from Tehran to New York. They each only carried a rucksack each and a one way ticket. They are Syrian refugees and their parents are dead.

how do u make a plummer cry? Kill his children.... :)

96 right now there mad at each other but pretty soon it will look like this 69

Yo momma's so stupid, she got a moderately low score on her SATs, and sadly, was not excepted by any colleges she applied to, and never got a job. This is why she became depressed, and resorted to suicide to escape the growing pain.

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