- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Knock knock Whos there? Sorry, wrong house,goodbye!

Haiku's are easy But sometimes they don't make sense Refrigerator

Knock knock Whos there Who Who who Don't stutter it was just a joke

so a blonde walks into a bank, opens her purse, pulls out her check and cashes it. She then returns to her car and proceeds home.

What's awesome about going to a no-pants party? Getting stabbed 2 times.

Why was the little girl not allowed to see the pirate movie? It was sold out.

Why'd the asian man cross the road? I dont know, who cares? Just leave the guy alone

How does it change many dyslexics to take a lightbulb

Why was the black guy sad? Because he has a knife through his throat

Whats funnier than a dead baby? Pretty much anything.

Why was six afraid of seven? Seven was a rapist

What did the little asian boy get for his birthday? To work for minimun wage making high quality shoes for greedy white people in North America who dont care about anybody but themselves.

How do you get a baby to stop crying? Run it over with a lawn mower!

A blonde, a brunette and a red head are having a discussion on current issues. The brunette says she would like to see improvements in the environment. The red head says she would like to see the economy prosper. The blonde says she has to take a poop.

What did the boy say after he stubbed his toe? Owww! I wanna have sex!!!

Why did the chicken cross the road? His mother was a prostitute.

How do get a cat to like you? Give it lots of love and attention

What did the fat girl mean when she said, " last night was amaziing?" that pizza pie you shared was very well crafted and baked

Nathan likes butt games with African American men

What is small, yellowy-white and emits a kind of cheesy smell? A lump of cheese

123 f*ck off

Q: If your riding down the Nile on a boat and your boat springs a leak, how many boxes of pancake mix does it take to fix the hole? A: 58, because Koalas are marsupials

What happens when you put the batteries in BACKWARDS in the Energizer Bunny? Nothing. Nothing happens when you insert batteries backwards

Knock knock Who's there? The chicken that crossed the road

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