- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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no pen = no studying no studying = bad grades bad grades = no job no job = no money no money = no food no food = death DON'T LOSE YOUR PEN

Ask me if I'm a tree. "Are you a tree?" No.

What's black and sits at the top of the stair case? Stephen hawking in a house fire.......

Kinky = using a feather Perverted = using the whole chicken Weird = using chicken bones Downright disgusting = all of the above, plus a cat

Q: How are a plum and a rabbit alike? A: They're both purple, except for the rabbit.

Hey I Just Met You , & This Is Crazy , But Here's My Status , So Like It Maybe ?

jingle bells jingle bells,, bells were jingled!

two paraplegics walk into a bar. oh wait...

Q: What did the blind boy get for his birthday? A: He doesn't know

If gluttony is a serious sin, why are so many Christians fat? Because they have bad eating habits.

a guy went to a bar and ordered a molotov cocktail. he died.

why was justin sad? his family was murdered

Neither did she.

Q: What's worse than finding out you have genital herpes? A: Finding out your grandmother gave them to you

Why did the man open up a umbrella? Because it was raining..

whats worse then a child with a dead mom? the baby is still inside.

Why do bees fly? Because evolution made them

What is white but you can't see it? A bottle of milk around the corner.

Why did the boy jump off a cliff Because he was gay and committed suicide

What did one tree say to the other tree? Nothing, trees can't talk.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it got out of its cage, was running away from its owner, and crossing a busy street seemed like the most effective way to gain freedom.

what is the worst thing to find out about for wife she is your arm

What is white and can't climb trees? Toothpaste.

why did the drug dealer die... because he got terminal cancer and died during the first 3 weeks

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